Clark W. Griswold

My takes on twitter are either 🔥 or 🚽 | Views are mine and not anyone else’s 💁🏼‍♀️

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@dallasenfuego @Geiger_Capital @CityOfDallas 📠📠📠

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@MargoMartin47 I think we need to get Freddy and DJT together.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@Ford @FreddyLA7 Send an F150 to Germany for Freddy. Paint it with the flag on it.

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@NoLayingUp @JoelMBeall @GolfDigest I’m chronically online. I never saw this.

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@ThePageMonroe @TechAthletics @TexasTechFB No one believes this. Lol

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@CRobinsonlawn @sweeTgestes @Lassimak Sushi Masa has to stay.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@QuincyAvery The greed in CFB will (or could argue already has) ruin college sports. Every Olympic sport will be cut. Only thing left will be CFB & MBB. Everything else will be cut.

Just so some 3rd string jabroni can get $150k/yr to sit on the bench and transfer 3 times and end up in FCS.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@CoachTatum02 @Joseph_Duarte Not another school in the country that plays and has access to the best courses on a consistent basis.

Champions. Lochinvar. HCC. ROCC. ROCC. Shadowhawk. Woodlands CC. We can keep going. And going. And going.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@JamieBonkiewicz Baby. Market up 18.5% since Uncle Trumpito took office. We cooking.

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@Bowtiedplayer Uptown died in 2016. Sad.

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Joe Biden covered the columns in the Pride flag. Miss me with this nonsense.

Can’t wait to watch a UFC fight on the south lawn. Only liberal coastal elites hate this.

That’s you, mam.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is what Trump's done to the people's house:

A third of it is rubble.

Another third is a cage match.

What a metaphor.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@RiggsBarstool @royalportrush For links golf? For golf in general. You’re terrible.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Trump's UFC event is defiling the WH"

Kindly, f*ck off

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@ahhumad03 @Joseph_Duarte Alabama has 10x the budget, 10x the support, and 10x the facilities.

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@canonclaycomb @AlabamaWGolf Well definitely miss her at Houston. She is so good!

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@SHPawdcast @lydiagumm More money. More support. Better facilities.

Happy for Lydia. She deserves a big job!

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@GolfweekRingler Fantastic hire by Alabama.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@fire_starter457 This is such a poor take.

Both are horrible candidates. One is a crook and cheated on his wife and the other is a weird Vegan claiming God is nonbinary and he loves trans children.

Both men actively living in sin.

[Clark W. Griswold @cpmitz]

@jamestalarico Brother. You literally said you were running a vegan campaign. Stop.

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@KarenBassLA @MarkHalperin Hanoi Jane for Karen Basura. Amazing.