Chris Parsons

🇺🇸USA #ArmyVet #Husband #Father

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@HighlyVolatile1 @coinbase Thanks for the slap in the face @coinbase

[Graham Allen @GrahamAllen]

In the end,

Jesus is the ONLY thing that matters!

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@dolphins_lead Yes

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

Metabolic Freedom: https://t.co/aMbLzT2NRg

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@kris 5k incoming

[Kris @kris]

When Ethereum hits $5,000 I will give 1 ETH to ten people who follow me.

The rules are simple:
- like this tweet, follow me and RT
- comment “5k incoming”

Let’s go! $ETH

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@NoContextHumans Yes

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@Vinod_r108 @NoContextHumans Yes

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@NickDimondi Snoop is home

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

GRANDMA SAID: “You’ve only got 2 things in life to worry about!”

Watch this! 😂😂😂

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Can we get BRAD SCHIMEL trending on X?

Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel. Brad Schimel.

CC: 📍Wisconsin

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

The market might be dumping, but I’m here to give back!

I’M GIVING AWAY $1,000 SPLIT BETWEEN 5 LOYAL FOLLOWERS!

Like, RT & follow to join.

GOOD LUCK! 🚀

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

IF #BITCOIN DOESN’T HIT $100,000 TODAY, I’LL DROP ANOTHER $1,000 GIVEAWAY!

JUST LIKE, RT & FOLLOW ME TO ENTER!

LET’S PUMP! 🚀

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@benjamincowen 💯

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@TheCryptoLark Seriously? still need one just to break even.

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@coinbureau Want to be bullish but portfolio steadily dropping since dec 3. Just like the other bear market beginnings, while ever calls for higher prices. Perhaps just PSTD from losing everything twice in the past bull markets.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax season!

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@rovercrc 🤣🤡

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@CryptoMichNL Ondo

[Chris Parsons @cproadtrip]

@elonmusk Respectfully disagree.