Chris Prowse

Dad, husband, beer reviewer @realTheDrinkers, heater of things on a BBQ, lover of performance cars, Tech Delivery Lead @Baringa, energy / smart meter geek, MHFA

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@SteveSkojec I’ve trained for this

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Cats would never

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Today we hit the exact midpoint of the year.

And from today forward, 2050 will be closer in time than the year 2000.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

England have never missed a penalty under Keir Starmer.

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@levelsio Leaving someone to put in the P

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@tSHandJ a slug is a homeless snail… it’s a terrible joke

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@TollytB @gav79lawrence

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@BritishBakeOff loved seeing Paul Hollywood in @DisneyPlus’s Wish. Will he even come back to #GBBO?

[Lord Arse! @Lord_Arse]

To celebrate the 30th birthday of DOOM, here's a thread of everything that I've found that DOOM can run on. Some are real, some... maybe not. It's up to you to figure out which 😉

Let's begin with:

DOOM... on an ultrasound scanner.

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@fesshole @localarif 👌

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People who stand less than meter away from the baggage carousel at airports therefore blocking the view and access to luggage for everyone else should have their suitcases blown up in a controlled explosion.

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@fesshole You spelled “diabetes” incorrectly

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

This is so true!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

As a kid I really thought these things would be a big problem in my life:
Quicksand
Spontaneous human combustion
The Bermuda Triangle
Acid rain
Killer bees
Swallowed fruit seeds and all the chewing gum
Dying in a pool because I'd eaten too recently

[Chris Staudinger @ChrisStaud]

GPT-4 launched 12 hours ago and the results are unbelievable.

Mind blowing examples below:

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@cecilphillip Only in *this* universe. That’s how you know which one you’re in

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@shawncbrown @fesshole Duty free? They also ate 2 Toblerones and a giant bag of M&Ms

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

And a bit of freestyle motor cross at #hotwheelsmonstertruckslive

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

#hotwheelsmonstertruckslive monster truck action at the 02

[Chris Prowse @cprowse601]

@Sean_McBeth @maryrosecook But there’s only 25 at Christmas, because there’s No L…