Completely Married Christian

Attorney at lol. Married to @MargoCatholic. Official President of the @MargoCatholic fan club.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@sakebu_cheese_ Here’s a trick: Write a message in cursive on a piece of paper. Now rotate the paper 90° and write another message in cursive. You should be able to read both messages.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@ProfRobAnderson I mean, we got rid of 700ish years of tradition when we dumped common law pleading.

I’m still not convinced that was the right move.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@EWess92 Florida is a pain in the neck. State court won’t give you fees for contesting fees and (with one appellate circuit excepted as of sometime this or last year) requires an evidentiary hearing with live testimony by a fees expert to determine the reasonable rate.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@EWess92 I don’t often see the phrase “intergluteal cleft.”

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@ProfRobAnderson 14th century pleading and practice in England

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@CarmenSoCal @nobl3savag3 Super remote and probably legally impossible to develop.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@Nyct0phil3_x It took me a long time. Fulton Sheen helped a lot. As did Aquinas.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

Uh oh

[Producer @ Avoiding Babylon @CatholicRob]

Phew...better than I expected.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

Fun corollary of this, and something I keep seeing people misuse, is rule 60(b)(5)‘s clause that “applying [a judgment] prospectively is no longer equitable.” I’ve had a few cases in the last couple years where the debtor seeks relief from what’s essentially a money judgment under (b)(5).

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@SeamusHughes Meh. I don’t care much for Garamond’s italics.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@snwy_me Are you telling me that your car prefers Emacs? 🤢

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@xpstudiosp This comes from people not understanding that the Word is not the Bible, nor the words of Scripture.

“And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we saw his glory, the glory as it were of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.”

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@RobertFreundLaw Cool, this is from the (relatively) new 6th DCA. Appeal out of Orange County, FL (Orlando). Outcome: Counsel ordered to do two CLE courses and to pay appellee’s appellate attorney fees. Case remanded to determine the amount. Settled immediately.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@RobertFreundLaw Interestingly this doesn’t include the (becoming) common provision to serve a copy of the sanction order on all of his clients. I wonder if blaming it on interns, or simply taking responsibility, helped avoid that.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@kevinspears126 @RobertFreundLaw It isn’t tedious at all. It’s no less time consuming than the process of getting feedback from a colleague.

[Abhi Kambli @AbhiKambli1984]

I’m finally taking the plunge into posting on X! My focus will be on providing easily digestible analysis on the high-impact litigation happening nationwide from the perspective of someone who has personally litigated those cases.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@Catholicizm1 My grandma lost half her index finger when she was a child. She was such a trooper about it. When she was about to go into hospice she joked that she hoped her finger had grown up too.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@Catholicizm1 I almost auctioned some dude’s Benzo off a couple years ago because he wouldn’t pay my client about $4k.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@MargoCatholic @Brickhau55 Margo is going to be immured, with only a tiny hole in the wall so she can receive the Eucharist every day (this will be the only food on which she will subsist). Also her cell will be on top of a pillar.

[Completely Married Christian @cpsiv]

@daniellevine I can’t wait until Costco starts selling law degrees.