matt ruta

im good at what i do with your girlfriend and your mom. and i like rum.....haha lol

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@angephalange @KiraPDX @Phil_Lewis_ I won’t imagine I’m a fucking American who doesn’t break laws.

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@Phil_Lewis_ Fuck this bitch. America hates you.

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@cleveland19news your weather report has nothing to do with my area. It’s comical how your two weather people have hard ones for this useless interruption

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Snow day

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Fuck @amazon pay extra to get your shit and never comes. Fucking done with you! 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

If I die tomorrow I won’t make news. Yup it sucks but if it was a regular joe no one would give a fuck! I would never put my fam in danger with conditions of unsafe travel. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@Uber_Support I did

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Hey @Uber_Support @Uber I have two fucking charges on my account that I did not authorize along with a fucking cancelled fee because the dumb bitch never showed up and it’s fucking impossible to actually talk to someone from your company. I’m fucking sick of this shit.#uselyft 🖕🏻

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Great now I have to find a place to live. 🙄 so far this year sucks! Contemplating on moving out of state and starting over. 🤔 I’m just mad cause moving SUCKS BALLS!!

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@billsquire @mary_santora thanks bill for the idea!!! 😂😂😂😂

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

The dirt was An amazing movie!!!!!! #netflix #MotleyCrue #imisscoke ❄️❄️❄️

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@mary_santora @bumble Whoever ghosted you is a dumbass. I mean I was so happy you liked my "hey girl lets drugs" post the other day that I told
myself there's still a chance! I want your 🍤🌮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@mary_santora hey girl lets drugs.

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@erikalaurenluvs @mary_santora @erikalaurenluvs ha I won the bet at work!!! You are alive!!!! Them bitches owe me chipotle, full tank of gas, and a bottle of captain Morgan!!!! I will drink to you tomorrow night. Thanks for being alive!!!!

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Tried sticking my finger up my ass to stop the hiccups butt it felt weird. And I got a hard on @mary_santora @alancoxshow @billsquire @RadioCodyB I’m confused!!!! But all in all my finger smells clean!!! 🙌🏻

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Yup twitter is still fucking pointless

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Twitter is gay!

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

@erikalaurenluvs @wmms @alancoxshow Oooooooo good for you. 🙈

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

I found fat faced Allan @alancoxshow @erikalaurenluvs @billsquire @RadioCodyB 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[matt ruta @cptmr226]

Twitter is the new MySpace. Slowly disappearing and forgotten about. So long it was fun for a minute.