StumpJumper, Esq.

Army 05C, 36C, 25A
Pronouns: Your Majesty, The Exalted,Your Excellency, Grand Poobah.

[StumpJumper, Esq. @cpttimtracy]

“The evil was not in bread and circuses, per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell their rights as free men for full bellies and the excitement of the games which would serve to distract them from the other human hungers which bread and circuses can never appease.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

84% of men's idle thoughts are spent preparing for exactly this scenario.

[Soldiersgirl 🇺🇸 @Hisbabygirl68]

POV: You & your boy see a lady’s sign saying she needed ice so you buy her a full bag of ice like good Samaritans 😂

Knock on the door… ‘We saw your sign that you were out of ice !’
Her: ‘…It’s not that.’
We just wanted to help the community bro 😭💀 Who else has had a random act of kindness completely rejected??”😂😂😂

[Aurora Aveneu @aveneu_]

Is self-defense just about cunning? The tactics are too elaborate…

[Allen West @AllenWest]

Happy 251st Army Birthday 🎂 from a Grumpy Old Army Veteran, son of a WW II Army veteran. Also, Happy Flag Day, America! 🇺🇸 The motto of the US Army is “This We’ll Defend,” and I will do so until my final breath. Steadfast and Loyal! #Army #FlagDay

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@HillaryClinton

Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years.

While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable.

You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off.

And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.”

The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls.

Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

[StumpJumper, Esq. @cpttimtracy]

@thatstarwarsgrl

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Ronald Reagan on Johnny.

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

Inflation hit Hermione hard — and she wasn’t having it 😂

[Knights Templar International @KnightsTempOrg]

The UK is going to explode and soon.
Here is an example of the very aggressive songs now being played by young people far more than pop/rap.
Deport! Deport!
Deport the fxxking lot!

[StumpJumper, Esq. @cpttimtracy]

@travelingflying

[StumpJumper, Esq. @cpttimtracy]

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