Chris

[Chris @cr194_]

Claude get me a drink…make no mistakes

[Chris @cr194_]

Round of mocktails on me

[Chris @cr194_]

Unfortunately just got banned from Truth Social again…guess I’m back

[Chris @cr194_]

Marketing 🤝 Investment Banking

glorifying the fact you work in marketing

[Chris @cr194_]

My jury duty ven diagram

[Chris @cr194_]

There is nothing people in New York love more than pretending to like disgusting cocktails so they seem more sophisticated…just order a vodka soda like an adult

[Chris @cr194_]

@blackmagic1901 Just witnessed you lose 9 straight roulette bets, honestly impressive

[Chris @cr194_]

Bars forcing you to leave your card with them to keep your tab open is fascism, plain and simple

[Chris @cr194_]

@CCleaveland Mangled

[Chris @cr194_]

Uber drivers need to rate passengers before the end of the ride. I want them to have to look me in the eyes as they give me one star when my friend stumbles into the car 12 minutes after I promised they’d be out in 1. I mean, at least have the decency to humiliate me to my face.

[Chris @cr194_]

@blackmagic1901 Drop it to 25 and I’ll get behind that

[Chris @cr194_]

Nothing makes me feel more productive than successfully moving from the couch to the door to pick up my Uber Eats order from a restaurant well within walking distance

[Po Ming @zlas41]

See a stray cat, oh... gang

[Chris @cr194_]

John King has seriously increased my chances of passing a 4th grade US geography exam

[Chris @cr194_]

Things the world needs less of: people who think it’s hilarious to say “see you next year” the week before New Years

[Chris @cr194_]

Underrated stupid move by the Trojans to see a random giant wooden horse and not think something was up

[Chris @cr194_]

Bears hibernating is such a weak move

[Chris @cr194_]

Big stray fish problem, need help finding homes

[Chris @cr194_]

The Greek alphabet is fake