TWIN DRAGONS MONGOLIAN BBQ

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he/him

[TWIN DRAGONS MONGOLIAN BBQ @crabortion]

"If there's another world
I will meet you there."

[HUNTER AVALLONE @HunterAA6]

Then the “evidence” is like “well you’d fuck roadkill if god didn’t exist”

[Zo Brown @receipts_lol]

Irresponsible journalism not to consider Palestinians might have stolen IDF weapons to shoot their own children with.

[Noodles @criptopaul]

Let's decode what actually happened here.

Axios reported that Trump exploded at Netanyahu. Called him "fucking crazy." Said "you'd be in prison if it weren't for me." Said "everybody hates you now."

The journalist is Barak Ravid again, we talked about it. Israeli. Based in Washington. Covers the Netanyahu-US relationship for Axios, and every latest deals to calm the markets.

This is the same journalist who wrote the exact same type of story about Biden. There is literally a book chapter about this pattern. It is called "Fuming Biden." The same reporter. The same format. The same function. Different president.

Now watch the response.

Mark Levin, a close ally of both Trump and Netanyahu, did not deny the story. He demanded an FBI investigation into who leaked it. When your defense is "this should never have leaked" instead of "this never happened," you have confirmed the call happened.

But here is the part that matters.

Why would Levin, a friend to BOTH men, confirm the most explosive account of their relationship ever published?

Because it serves both.

Trump gets to look tough. Not Netanyahu's puppet. Willing to put Israel in its place. His base loves it.

Netanyahu gets cover. He "paused" the Beirut strike, but not because Iran threatened him. Because his "friend" asked him to. His base loves it too.

And look at what actually changed on the ground. Nothing.

Israel cancelled the Beirut strike. But the ground invasion of Lebanon continues. The IDF is still miles deep. A soldier died today from a Hezbollah drone. Netanyahu's office said: "position unchanged."

The performance was perfect. Trump gets the headline. Netanyahu gets the cover. The deal gets another 48 hours of "progress." Markets get a reason to breathe.

And the war continues exactly as planned.

This is the same playbook. Every time public opinion turns against the war, a story appears showing the US president is "furious" with Israel. It creates the illusion of restraint while changing nothing.

Biden was "furious" for 14 months. The war never stopped.

Trump is "furious" now. The ground invasion is expanding.

The visible game is: Trump controls Netanyahu.
The real game is: both men are performing for their audiences while the machine moves forward.

Nothing has been signed. Nothing has stopped. The war is not winding down. It is being managed.

Neither one controls the other. They walk arm in arm. Know that.

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

It's been a long week, but after much prayer, I've decided to endorse Ken Paxton from the pulpit this Sunday. Is he a criminal, a liar and a cheat? Yes, but he has found Jesus. Meanwhile, Talarico is a bit too fond of vegetables for my liking🙏🇺🇸

[TWIN DRAGONS MONGOLIAN BBQ @crabortion]

Conservative Christians claiming that other people are wearing Christianity like a skin suit is a stunning bit of hypocrisy given that they've hollowed out their own religion in favor of endless sniveling acquiescence to money and political power for self gain.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Since I’m going to be hearing this for the next 6 months as a Texas voter, let me answer the question:

“You would vote for an adulterer over James Talarico? That’s not very Christian.”

Here’s the truth: I would rather vote for almost anyone else who is going to at least advocate for conservative *policies* over a literal heretic who wears my faith like a skin suit, advocates for policies that harm children, endorses immorality and generally harm society.

Ken Paxton has personal baggage. I don’t deny that. But Talarico has plenty too — and he openly mocks God’s law and treats Jesus as a political mascot all while pushing a radical far-left agenda that would be a disaster for my state.

You see, I’m an adult. I do not expect those who are seeking political office to be my moral superiors or even trustworthy. They are tools to be used to do the least amount of damage via policy.

I wish more pastors and men who live godly lives were running. I really do. But the options we get are what they are.

Paxton supports secure borders, law enforcement, lower taxes, unleashing American energy, the Second Amendment, just to name a few.

Talarico supports unlimited abortion, trans-ing children, higher taxes, government-run “healthcare,” and is incredibly comfortable blaspheming the word of God.

I’m not voting for a priest. I’m voting for an imperfect person to represent my interests. That’s how it works.

You’re not going to guilt trip Texans into supporting a looney tunes candidate like Talarico. Paxton will win by 5+.

It’s about policy, not personality.

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Afif Aqrabawi @AjAqrabawi]

Every time Israel bombs a civilian area in Gaza or Lebanon, they find stacks of Mein Kampf in the rubble. I feel like I’m the only Arab who hasn’t read it. Going to finally buy a copy to stay culturally literate. Updates soon.

[Domhnall (Cogito) @CogitoEdu]

Me moving to Milan, calling myself Roman, speaking Latin with a Finnish accent with loan words from Spanish, and calling the coins in my pockets denarii: "I am literally an ancient Roman"

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If the Israelis didn’t want the Iranian government to launch attacks against population centers they shouldn’t house so much of their military infrastructure inside of said population centers.

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

77 instances… in a country of 300+ million people… in 24 years… is absolutely fucking humiliating for you and your argument, I’m stunned you voluntarily reposted this

[TWIN DRAGONS MONGOLIAN BBQ @crabortion]

@philthatremains @HeavyMetalEsq @DocCoyle "Durr I'm not a fascist and I will pretend that implying so means I win the argument immediately" proceeds to spend all his time on a Russian funded propaganda podcast that exists to sow division and support state violence. You are a 70 iq sniveling goblin-faced bootlicker.

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Man...
https://t.co/myg9inuIy0

[Christin @hexprax]

MAGAts do not sincerely believe it's self-defense, they just find it incredibly thrilling to see a cop-as-proxy execute a woman they've decided is an ideological enemy. It's a pure crystallization of their deepest desires and seeing it for them is akin to religious revelation.

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

you can disagree with Zohran's policies all you want, but you have to admit it's impressive he was able to fly a plane into the world trade center as a 10 year old and survive. that's why he won

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

Will: im gay
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