Crackman

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

Place I was doing internship just asked me something related to my course

[jake @wormpuller]

Not sure why but lately, my days have felt like a bleak depressing nightmare until I start doing drugs or drinking alcohol. Anyone else having a similar experience?

[Golden Arm @Go1den_arm]

105 degrees outside these hoes still find a way to wear their Parke sweatshirt

[Floyd "Full Mast" Makiavelli @makonattack]

Party could be themed 'roofies and whores' and your freshman year long distance gf would be like "But i HAVE to go!!"

[Richard “Violent Offender” Koch @ViolentOffense]

Rep goodfellow

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

"As I wrap up my internsh-"

[Brooks Wilder, CFA @Brooks_Wilder11]

I remember being a freshman admiring junior buns, and now I’m a junior admiring freshman buns. The world sure does move fast.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Lorenzo Cain

That guy rocked.

[Shaemus @shae_aII_day]

Stop looking for your wife. Focus on this:

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

Once you transition from that fake jumper around the house to a fake golf swing you’re washed

[jacob @FUCK6R]

u can just decide ur a virgin again and prestige ur body could like black ops

[Steven “Munch Man” Stifler @Munch_Man10]

It’s a wedding weekend. How will I slightly worsen my relationship with my family this weekend?

A. Drink too much
B. Bring up Israel
C. Make a comment about the bride
D. All the above

[salz @aweinbakwas2]

working in corporate is so funny these people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world lmao

[Siala @rubenno9]

When she was playing hard to get but now she’s texting first

[🇩🇿🇰🇵 @yovnvss]

Le jour où j’ai installé Apple Pay sur mon téléphone

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

We used to be a proper university