Charlie Morgan

None of your business.

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@MTA also both knees are now bleeding. This is not ok. SALT YOUR OUTDOOR PLATFORMS.

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@MTA I just slipped and fell hard on ice on the Broadway platform in Astoria. Tore both pants legs, knees and my hand. Luckily didn’t fall onto the tracks. There should be salt on the platforms. I should not be slipping and risking my life waiting for the train!

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@espn what’s with the terrible split screen? Get rid of the Louis Armstrong feed- we want to watch the Djokovic Kudla match in full screen yo!!!

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@NYCSanitation can you guys do something about the full on living room that has accumulated here?? 98th st btw third and lex.

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@NYCMayorsOffice the amount of very unsanitary garbage left on my street after garbage collection today is not cool. Dirty Diapers! Ew. Why is this allowed? This is 98th st btw lex and third.

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@NYCSanitation the amount of very unsanitary garbage left on my street after garbage collection today is not cool. Dirty Diapers! Ew. Why is this allowed? This is 98th st btw lex and third.

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@nyphil what time can we expect a weather related update for the Central Park event this eve?

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Hey @UnderArmour how do I get a grease stain out of one of your super light weight polyester down jackets? (Cold gear reactor). HELP!

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Shout out to @JetBlue agent Juan who helped me jump the line and make my flight. I’d have missed it for sure otherwise! Thanks Juan!!!!

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Get a beautiful free mockups July from @gomockups #gomockups https://t.co/yOGWncZJg3

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Omg. Has Intern Luke ever actually seen Point Break? Im feeling disappointed on his quote delivery. @KooksofKomedy @unorigidnal

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Does Intern Luke get to do the HangTen? @KooksofKomedy @unorigidnal #kokuestions

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Digging the addition of Intern Luke. @KooksofKomedy @unorigidnal

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

@lachjaw 's energy level on this ep is making me sleepy. @KooksofKomedy #ormaybeitstheflu ?

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

3.5 minutes in and we're back on the shark. Guys it's not good listening. Basta with the shark. @KooksofKomedy

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Okay this is boring. @KooksofKomedy

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

I'd paddle the hell to shore too,but damn yo @FixYourLife give your bro a heads up. @KooksofKomedy

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Listening to @FixYourLife and @lachjaw have a full on fight re the shark is awkward. @KooksofKomedy

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

What if the girl got weirdly offended at the end of the joke and refuses to finish the report? @FixYourLife @KooksofKomedy

[Charlie Morgan @cram24]

Gotta love @jimmykimmel "let's remember it's just an awards show". Word Jimmy.