A dirty Hippie

I avoid any kind of responsibility. Student. Gamer. Music lover. Party too much. Madridsta

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

I really fucking hate that bitch

[NJC @MissMonster89]

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
Beer before liquor, you'll be okay don't be a little bitch.

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Debating with myself

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Back online

[Umucoless @deBantuu]

Interviewer: "Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"
Interviewee: "Word."

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

You’re officially an adult when you realize the magic words aren’t “please” and “thank you.”

They’re “I have a lawyer.”

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

That special feeling u get....when u know your completely screwed

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

@oppikoppifest thanx for 3 awesome years @diemools @

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Is that what happend last night?

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

Again? But I just got done fucking myself.

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Half the world has penises why do people get so upset when they see them??

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Alcohol is poison.....and I have things inside me I need to kill

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

My dad taught me this great hangover remedy. It's called not being a pussy.

[Bownuggets @Bownuggets]

Hate when I'm freestyle battling & some chump runs up like "sir that's a parrot he is literally just repeating things back to u"

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Dont think I'll be drinking again this year.

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Who wants to gym when u can look at kick ass art....well thats what my grandpa always said. ..#galleryaand

[A dirty Hippie @crazy_smokes]

Voting day tomorrow....so I guess im sleeping till 5