Chris

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@MarkMmmac Anyone got Billy Meredith yet?

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@AwkwardAndOdd I’ve never seen this part of Edinburgh before; it looks wonderful.

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@TracketPacer I'm no latin expert, but I think that says "Thank you, ferocious Tim".

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@qikipedia Bloody hell…

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@susie_dent @richardosman @VictoriaCoren Thank you for being who you are Susie.

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@MrBlackFrancis Same account name?

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@Ron_Fleasley Twaggered? Did you make that up, because it sounds painful.

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@ambergambler_ It’s a good way to use up Parmesan rinds.

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@Ron_Fleasley @51M0N_5 You’ve given me a lot to not think about.

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@DavidMuttering Did they salute but forgot they had a mascot head on?

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@RossKneeDeep Some big, important items are missing: health care cost, and social security.

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@tomgauld @GuardianBooks Twenty minutes earlier:
“Excuse me, do you have any books on how to rob a library?”

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@Scientits I used to get a Christmas card from my local Balti takeaway, bless ‘em.

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@AwkwardAndOdd Perfect: you’ll look quite a tome.

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@Sinnful_Redhead Have you ever seen a happier looking king?

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@AwkwardAndOdd That’s weird, I’ve never found you to be either…
…Oh.

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@YesMissMurphy This tattoo left intentionally blank.

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@ScullyBully @Heidiellen51 I think he’s largely outsourced it now.

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@robpalkwriter I assumed he was a Pastafarian; how disappointing.