.

it gets very random around here.

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

Haven pet home is a an animal shelter in Nigeria.

They provide FREE adoption and protective services to animals

So incase you want to get a pet, please come and give one of our babies a home💕

I will be posting some of the pets available in Lagos.
https://t.co/PUvJn8Ktfi

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[. @crckjck]

@MeetJMB why are you pretending to not know the word “streak”?

[Selling tickets & partnerships to AWS 3.0 @MeetJMB]

2025 winning streak wrapped?

[. @crckjck]

founders who got their start in nigeria make it big and suddenly start complaining about employability because their taste is now a bit more refined and they’ve forgotten the early days.

like they didn’t get to where they are now because some others took a bet on them.

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

ask them to mention the african countries with employable youths then watch them go mute.

[. @crckjck]

@benxta_ Lift it pls?

[. @crckjck]

@UnapologeticYu @wholelif3 why are you acting like the rave is mandatory? there’ll always be others. it’s not like the rave organisers will stop you from attending the next one if you miss this one.

[. @crckjck]

with $1m bulk, you can earn more than the $100k yearly till your cable gets pulled

[L @lanreadelowo]

$1M bulk is so much life changing and different from making $100K for 10 years.

[. @crckjck]

pretty sure he woke up the next day and continued stealing, so who tf cares about all of this?

[. @crckjck]

you think the people she’s complaining about are the one’s eating $3k-5k monthly?

you’re so precious lmao

[Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch @bigbrutha_]

How are you being paid $3-5k monthly and you’re giving petty excuses of your laptop hanging or you don’t have light

Or nobody can ever have a full call because your internet

[. @crckjck]

the concept of referring to segun agbaje as “this man” at a gtco event

[Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇬🇭 @WIZKIDREMINDER]

Just look at the joy on this man’s face when he saw Wizkid on stage.😂❤️

[. @crckjck]

@transwhitaker @carmycel @taivillan ironic

[. @crckjck]

@LadyEstty this feels pretty “victim blamey”. it’s lagos. sex workers are everywhere and they flock to wherever they can find clientele. should the men spend their lives indoors?

[. @crckjck]

you’d think she was talking about issues that aren’t connected to the bank’s products the way you guys talk about it

i’m sure her bosses are fine with it. if it’s too much for you, block the account and don’t use kuda

[Peperemps @Adesewaemmy]

I don’t understand how one person is allowed to run a corporate account like it’s her daily GRWM blog or something. It’s so somehow

[. @crckjck]

@was0la business to business if you’re talking businesses, back to back if you’re talking dj sets

[. @crckjck]

the never-before-seen concept of a precise calculator

[Ann Nguyen @ann_nnng]

Introducing the most precise calculator in the world, powered by GPT-5.2

Try it yourself

[. @crckjck]

google’s free storage is 15gb. icloud is 5gb. dropbox is 2gb. onedrive is 5gb.

max you’ll find is maybe 50gb. some of you have more than that saved on snap. you’re not kids.

[. @crckjck]

they realise that, that’s why they’re charging the money

storage isn’t free. you can always download all the pictures in a zip file but then you’ll probably have to save them to a hard drive or another cloud storage service you pay for

[haley 🧠🌱 @HailHalizzle]

The Snapchat thing is crazy bc wtf do u mean? Do they not realize the only reason that app is even relevant is bc ppl have 10+ years of memories on there lmaooooo

[. @crckjck]

“i only have snap because of the memories”

oh, so you were using it for cloud storage and not for any activity that generates revenue for them? your account is practically dormant?

good chance to walk your talk now. download all your memories and delete your account and the app

[haley 🧠🌱 @HailHalizzle]

The Snapchat thing is crazy bc wtf do u mean? Do they not realize the only reason that app is even relevant is bc ppl have 10+ years of memories on there lmaooooo

[. @crckjck]

how much water can that boil?

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: France just beat the world record for nuclear fusion! They ran for 22 minutes!

It maintained astonishing 90 million degrees Fahrenheit (50 million °C) for 1,337 seconds—more than 22 minutes.

[. @crckjck]

we more artiste love interests and friends like her. so we stop having so much mid pumped into our streaming services.

[YT @tolafolaa]

it’s even worse than i remember omg