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We love Katya DJ "@Secret_Sessions #AlexClareSecretSessions @Katya_DJmusic".

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So angry at @SkyHelpTeam for providing the slowest and most temperamental internet #sortitout #thisisthe21stcentury #notgoodenough

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@SeppBlatter suspended for 90 days. Not #ballin now. #blatterlatethannever #whataqatarstrophe #notasepprise #youblatterbelieveit

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An intense but predictable @BritishBakeOff finale. #millefools #notnicebuns #nadiya #nadiyeah

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Happy wool week! Loving the sheep at savile row #thankewe @Campaignforwool #savilerogue #notabaaadday #woolweek

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Wanted: Labrador and Range Rover to complete the soccer mum lifestyle #workinghardorhardlyworking #lifegoals

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I hate getting the bus. The train is the far superior mode of transport #bustamove #tfhell #noplanesailing

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Biscuit week was a while back, but may I suggest the humble creamcracker for the next task on @BritishBakeOff #kneadtoknow #yeastyoucando

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Thanks @BBCWorld for the news that Russia has launched its first air strike on IS #notsoassadnow #syriousmatter #stoprusshing

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Doctors in the uk have been given the go ahead on womb transplants #wombderfulday #worththeweight #overyaction #wombservice

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Does the water they found on Mars really mean there could be life there? @NASA #watermarstake #youmarsbekidding #H2woah

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Will @ThIsCatalonia really vote to break from Spain? Ask the #sevilleservants #painforspain #cataloners

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After a long break I'm back to tweeting and working ie #twerking. Shout out to new follower @_R___L_ #toomanyfollowers or #twomanfollowing

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@LondonMarathon when do the good for age places come out? And are you guaranteed a place if you qualify?

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Better get on it quickly @gwendolen_H #21andcounting #hittingthatmarrage #datesovermates https://t.co/5b9oiKYwvv

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Newsweek said in 1986, "Women who weren't married by 40 had a better chance of being killed by a terrorist than of finding a husband."

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Shout out to healthy eating with @kendricklamar #beetsdontkalemyvibe #berryclever #unbeleafable #romainecalm

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@gwendolen_H menu suggestion for the theology dinner? https://t.co/hUyWTgrf8R

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According to research, Jesus' last supper probably consisted of bean stew, lamb, olives, unleavened bread, dates and wine.

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Losing wifi tonight really taught me what is important in life - wifi #21stcenturybabe #dontknowwhatyougottilitsgone