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Follow me into the dark. There's candy!

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Okay but what if Pandora's Box was crazy tight?

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@rocketslothluke I thought the engineering/inventor interviews were cool idk why they are focused on this slop as a good example. I guess it goes to show the tastes of 343 fans tbh.

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@RisingSunInt_ In the era of AI the cost of labor will be negligible and all time cost will be multitasked so we are left with a fight over who thought of something. Sad state tbh.

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@SeaCritDev I don't want raytracing, I don't want fluid mud mechanics, I want artists to stop offloading their creative vision to a bloated engine at the expense of my hardware it's really that simple.

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@SeaCritDev Because hardware is at all time highs and we just want a game we can fuggin play. The only tech demos that should matter are compression and performance.

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@JamesHalliday94 They should pass the torch to a sassy lesbian black spartan with PTSD. Then they can spend more time writing about the MCs feelings like they desperately want. In fact just skip the gameplay we can just offload it to Telltale and work on "expanding the lore"

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@BunkerDwellerYT "Hey you know all the warthog driving sequences that everyone loves so much? How do we make them feel like a chore?"

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@BunkerDwellerYT Infinite was an attempt at aesthetic return to center and a huge leap forward in DOGSHIT campaigns. Like pioneering advanced next-gen ways to make Halo feel boring.

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@GigabearForever Blizzard HATES efficient markets >:(

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@TheConnorDawn He's saying your storyline sucks and works better as purposely outlandish dream-sequence. Take the hint.

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@lastchalice You are all so consoomered out that you don't even feel when you're getting juiced. It failed because the rest of us do feel that.

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@lastchalice "At launch" makes it sound like it was a week 1 patch issue and not a "roadmap" that just ended in a completed game between skin drops

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@ChefandArbistor This is DSP tier gameplay holy fuck

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@MischiefsYT This is 2 failures. Nothing here worked.

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@Senninsage Damn you got me stoked for a Halo 4 now

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@Senninsage There was Infinite but none of it made sense because he was frozen in Halo 3? I just consider it a dream sequence.

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@WassonWatch Damn you want $900 for an Israeli Timex that's crazy

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@WassonWatch Pretty sweet of you to pay to put this on me feed though I needed the laugh. Wonder if clickthrough charges you more?

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@St1ka Gay polycules and mental health seminars, I imagine.