Utero Americana

One part of the collection of creative content that follows this awkward anxietal life. Sorry mom.

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Experienced The Vagina Monologues--shortly after, I got my period--does this mean I'm the chosen one?! #TheVaginaMonologues #TheFusebox #GR

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Well, now I know how Hillary felt... #SB51 #SuperBowl2017 #HillaryClinton #isthisreallife

[Andrew Delman 🍄 @AndrewDelman]

First Hillary and now this!?

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

If you can't complete a field goal...why in the hell would you try an onside kick...? #what #SB51 #SuperBowl #GoFalcons #tryagain #ohTom

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

"Obviously a guy who does not run very often"...oh Tom 😂 #SB51 #SuperBowl #GoFalcons

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Forget 3 touchdowns...Lady Gaga just performed solo in 10'' heels #realwinner #PepsiHalftime #Superbowl #ladygaga #SB51

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! #gogrg #sorrymom

[Mashable @mashable]

Hillary's reaction to fireworks is everything, America. https://t.co/PxP3q78SwQ #DemsinPhilly

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

After much deliberation...I could not convince any of the 10,000 fish within 5 feet of my to… https://t.co/ZQWTDRLKN6

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Who needs kindling when you've got a Bill Cosby vinyl on hand #bonfire #summer #night #fire… https://t.co/JVhCns4liw

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Throwback to 15 minutes ago when I caught 0 fish #sorrymom #tbt #waterworld #tomsawyer #river… https://t.co/PAcFjAlqLq

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

I got way too excited beating a 9 year old at this game... #chess #nerds #love #nochill… https://t.co/1ZFpTk51JZ

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

This is the only thing I'll chase; knowing, I'll never capture it. #mytinyatlas #my🌎 #love… https://t.co/cgmHjKTa2Q

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Taking this picture was the most active thing I did today #lazysunday #allthesleep #naptime #zzz… https://t.co/7yLgLxpM56

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Mother/market date #lovely #motheranddaughter #mytinyatlas #my❤ #darlingmovement… https://t.co/bg2JI7Ndc1

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Skizzity sketch sesh #doodle #plantlife #sketchbook #sketching #nature #creativeprocess #my🌎… https://t.co/bFzfMnht0H

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

"This is a song about bad choices" #mylife #sorrymom #country #twang #livemusic #fridaynight… https://t.co/En7QHmqOKp

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Here's to the little things #nature #veins #plant #leaf #my🌎 #mytinyatlas #darlingmovement #love… https://t.co/ZnyvWeInPY

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

I'm miles from where you are
I lay down on the cold ground.
And I, I pray that something picks… https://t.co/zUSvGfp9JP

[Utero Americana @creative_cougar]

Growth #plants #nature #grow #growth #summer #riverside #tomsawyer #mytinyatlas #my🌎 #616pride… https://t.co/8FLO5bm9N4