Greg Creft

(he/him/his)

NY born, Florida grown.
That classy kind of broke.
@albanycomedy

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

@mongkuo @FionaNova Daww, you ol so and so

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Remember when you were a child and calamari was THE appetizer mom and dad would get to flex and show they had money... I just got a basket of calamari for $6.99 from a drive through window. Calamari needs to step it's game up

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Do you think divorcee's should get a registry? Just the essentials. A greasy twin mattress, a single set of silverware, a gallon of blue bell

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

This also helps with joke writing believe it or not

[Poynter @Poynter]

Please, please, please: Shorter sentences, shorter paragraphs, more white space https://t.co/2K6gXsyYKz

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Clint Eastwood has 3 facial expressions and all of them look like he's disgustedly watching an interracial couple

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

@pleasechilldude That escalated so quickly

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

@JamesGunn @TheMoonBearMan. Poor Rocket, he just can't catch a break from the feels man

[BLUE Ocean Film Fest @BlueOceanFilm]

"The film festival is where we bring it all together. That sense of awe and compassion and empathy." - Wallace J. Nichols. #BLUE2016

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

If only you guys could see this up close. #BLUE2016

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Bret Morin finishing up strong. All in all an awesome time. #USFhoco

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

@tedalexandro you're the man. We're still in stitches #USFhoco

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Jessica Michelle Singleton got us all warmed up for what's to come! #USFhoco

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

People have started pouring in! #USFhoco

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

Getting ready for the Stampede Comedy Show! #USFhoco

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

The events all done, and we still can't get enough of @NyleDiMarco #JOU2100

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

A brief meet and greet with @NyleDiMarco at the end. #JOU2100

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

A room filled with high pitch screams after DiMarco announces he is single to the audience. #JOU2100

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

@NyleDiMarco speaking of career choices, if you ever get tired of modeling, comedy seems like a good backup plan. #JOU2100

[Greg Creft @creftmacncheese]

"Being involved in my community, made me feel like I can do anything." - DiMarco #JOU2100