Tommey

penis wright ass attorney

[Henry Markarian @henrymarkarian]

@DavidZagaynov I am ordering valves from places you would not order fittings

[deitrich @androvein]

@shweatygumms whenever people say its better than the nin original a person with ears and music taste dies

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

Double it and give it to the next person (Justin Geever from Anti-Flag)

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
https://t.co/7HWkCBSbcB

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@LargeRatGirl Ain't no way this is how I found out

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@FunnyCustardMan 🔥🔥🔥

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Breaking: Another F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier has been lost in the Red Sea after it suffered an arrestment failure while trying to land. 2 aviators ejected, were recovered by helo with minor injuries. https://t.co/PPqs2wP2oz

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Jack_Frodo GOATed brick, couldn't disagree more

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@FunnyCustardMan @Fleechiru They subsidise your nightclubs and they subsidise your balls

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 bro is yorny on main

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@GReibhorn @Conchobar2003 bro said theysplain

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 I'm glad you saw this tweet. I saw this tweet and thought of you.

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 I swear you're at your funniest when you're hating

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 Also get off twitter you fucking loser. Go spend time with your family

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 Bro it's still 2023 what are you talking about

[Is The Griddy Available in the Fortnite Item Shop? @griddyfortnite_]

No, but Henry Kissinger is dead

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 It happened to me it will happen to you

[Tommey @cringji_ikari]

@Conchobar2003 bidger

[wuhu @LegalizeWuhu]

I love this one because the joke sucks at first but then the punch line hits like a freight train