chris 🦉

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[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

when will y’all stop pretending that BBW means bath and body works

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

I’m still thinking about OG Anunoby’s tip

[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

been drinking cranberry juice and this std is not going away ?

[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

@sdhdbsnb @shxddo @MIK3MCDANIEL Lemme hold $5

[swish ⛩️ @swishismvp]

Meet ethical hoops everyone!

[Blessed & Highly Favored🌱 @sageburnerr]

@elmo Elmo are you serious right now

[roy @notdrained]

still no likes on hinge

[Colonel Jackie Treehorn 🇹🇹 @coljacktreehorn]

r/AITAH: My wife and I just celebrated the birth of our 3rd child together. Is it time for me to ask her to take her Snapchat out of her Instagram bio?

[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

I’m at the Drs office and they mad cuz I filled the piss cup all the way to the brim 😒

[C A P🧟‍♂️ @jaycap__]

@LordGhost____ niggas gon be walkin round like sherlock holmes

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Imagine asking me to wear a rubber and it’s an AP on my wrist lol be forreal

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Swizzle @SwizzleSizzles]

Hitler’s concept sketches for the Nazi logo

[ratte @rattecs]

According to my sources, Sabrina Carpenter has started learning window smokes on Mirage after facing sever backlash from dying while swinging top mid 😭

[nik ⚧︎ (^_^) @kurom3owz]

living in the bronx is a humiliation ritual. Yes bro I take the D. Yes bro I ride the D. Ok. Fuck.

[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

@BoyerSavia 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ Talk yo shit!

[chris 🦉 @cripptopher]

I never make important business decisions without first consulting my magic 8 ball

[Ham Randal @AShittyEngineer]

Hey professor can we go back about 30 minutes I have been on my phone

[Arika @Arikalabs]

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[hersch @tittyrespecter]

too chopped for la
too broke for nyc
too stupid for sf
too heterosexual for atlanta

what do i do?