Chris Wake

Proud European and eternal optimist. Passionate about all things Italian.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Please pray tonight for this Dubai couple.
🙏🏻
Izzy’s dear Richard has yet again been accused of financial misdemeanours.
This fragrant Arabic twosome are virgins and represent all that is good in the world.
Richard in particular needs our love as he battles against the blob.
❤️🍆

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

People are often critical of Victoria Beckham but to see this outpouring of emotion here from her as England scores a goal shows her deep connection with both football and the team.

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

They arrested and sentenced Peter Murrell, Nicola Stugeon's husband.

Why can't Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman be arrested?

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Who I blame for all this ghastly hot weather:
Keir Starmer
Andy Burnham
Lazy teachers
BBC
Meghan Markle
Ange Postecoglou
Mounjaro
Jude Bellingham
Matcha
Chat GPT
Hydration breaks
Spiteful class warriors
Call The Midwife
Women who vape
Langoustines
That Norwegian rowing chant.
😡

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Exactly 10 years since the Brexit vote, the verdict is in.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

The reason why the UK is on its arse is not because of Keir Starmer.
A big reason is that too many people believed some bollocks on a bus 10 years ago.

[Kevin May @Yam_Nivek]

In a nutshell.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

London 👏👏👏

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

🎯

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

We have millions of people like this who voted for Brexit and now they vote for Reform.

Should they be allowed to vote?

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Banksy is right

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I’ll be all over the Farage £5 million donor story as soon as I’ve finished investigating allegations that Starmer owes a mate 22p for a Mars bar he bought him in 1987.”

[Geoff Barton @RealGeoffBarton]

Extraordinary ...

[Alastair Morgan @AlastairMorgan]

Nigel Farage has just visited one of the poorest areas in Wales in a private helicopter!
He hid the helicopter - probably paid for by super-rich donor living in Thailand - in the next valley, and arrived by car.
He's a con man.

[Farage’s Amazon Echo @EchoFarage]

If you vote for Reform on May 7th, Kier Starmer will still be PM on May 8th, except you’ll now have an inept and shit local council too..