Petra Jones

Sitting in London, standing with Palestine. All views are my own.

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@TfL been trying to pay my congestion charge since yesterday and now it’s gone up in price and still giving me an error. What do I do? Phone lines don’t open till tomorrow

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@PLimso @youngx_16 @D_Reeze07 @BBCBreaking I could shoot one of these down with a an elastic band and a marble… even if it fell on your foot it wouldn’t kill you, you’d be able to stamp out any flame in a second. Research says death from one of these is “extremely rare”

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@D_Reeze07 @BBCBreaking Here you go

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@DeborahMeaden The graph we have been waiting for. My eyebrow is raised at the alleged grey bar on the right, though.

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@PutneyPolitics @allisonpearson Agreed, you can't compare the chance of someone ever dying of covid-19 before 50 from data less than 3 months old (we dont even know what this chance is), and the chance of someone ever dying of cancer, even when they're 90 🧐

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@Upworthy @globalpositive

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@BBCNews Angela Rayner would be brilliant. Headstrong, listening, relatable, leadership material.

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@AlasdairLeodhas The most heartbreaking thing I've seen on the news for the last 12 hours.

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@CharlieEvaans If you're trying to say these are two antisemitic acts, the first is not antisemitic and please show me the second. In the meantime, need I remind everyone of the islamophobic, antisemitic, homophobic, racist and misogynistic language used by his incumbent?

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

Alarm bells should've rung when I entered a cafe calling itself "CaliLove" with the wifi password '#goodvibesonly'.
#turfsoup #matchalatte

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@EmelineMMimie It's actually a complaint to take up with iPhone. The HO was forward thinking in introducing the first ever remote scanning of passports using an app for immigration status to save millions posting a passport in. IPhones just can't scan your passport chip 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

I can't be the only one who assumed Mad Max, Magic Mike and Wreck it Ralph were a trilogy? 🕴🕺🤖 #movienight @Disney

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

Looking for woolen leggings this season? Get your boyfriend to put your virgin wool suit trousers in the wash - et voilà! #LifeHack @thewhitecompany

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

Btw the drones seen in #gatwick are industrial and cost over £10k to buy... unlikely to be a kid with an early Christmas present #DroneGate

[Bougie London Literary Woman @BougieLitWoman]

Christmas shopping thus far disheartening. Perhaps I am fated never to find the scented candle of my dreams: one perfumed with the solemn musk of a cathedral

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

“Thank you so much for accepting differences between us” says the woman representing an apartheid state. #eurovision

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@GoogleHomeworld saved me this morning when I accidentally took my housemate’s phone when leaving for work. “Ok google. Broadcast I have your phone, don’t leave the house” 🚨🎤

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

@gotLostinSpring @EverythingGoats Was thinking the same! Also strengthens my theory about never using the penultimate toilet cubicle...

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Peter McSwiney from ASM cautions that AEO is not the ‘sliver magic bullet’ it’s sometimes made out be. Also draws attention to difference between customs activity and surveillance activity.

[Petra Jones @crispyrealn]

“Is Russia part of NATO?” famous words from a government client. #notquite