crizzle79

I give a fuck about the Oxford Comma.

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Hey @Pringles ! Remember when you put some seasoning on your pasty white bullshit chips so that people didn’t notice that they were pasty white bullshit chips? Chees’ums. Make it happen. Daaaaamn.

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Alexis looks like a muppet prostitute. #rhoc

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@TheBloggess A Beyoncé poop?!?!

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@megynkelly Are you kidding, you freaking psychopath?!

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@miss_morgan404 All. Of. This.

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@errinelizzabeth Right?! What the hell is up with this guy?!

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@Crazy4Ray This is a joke, right? Andy’s job is literally to do what he does. And let’s face it, @JenniferAydin is a garbage person. She deserves it all.

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@Doritos I need these back in my life. Make it happen. Pleeeeeease!

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@uniquejargon Both!

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@Pringles @Brian__Robinson Cheddar cheese are bland and sad. Being them back!!!

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@realkodybrown WOW. Hahahahahaha! I don’t know why it took all of those women so long to realize what a disgusting, misogynistic choad you are! But it happened. And women everywhere rejoice! Douche bag.

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Rey and Jude https://t.co/Sf8dFtJwKK

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Not Broken Enough https://t.co/viTuW47a6X

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@espositios90 Seriously. I have tried to understand her position in this but her behavior is just gross. She’s a horrible person. #sumitsmom

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Please help if you can. This is my mother in law. https://t.co/KYHkbAXHmb

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@BeautyNDaBears I didn’t miss it either. And because I was screaming at the TV, my husband didn’t miss it either.

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“Stop waiting for me to tell you stuff. Just do it.” #MAFS Olajuwon wouldn’t even have to tell me to punch him in the damn face.

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@PhresherThanYou We don’t want him either.

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@MTV #TeenMomFamilyReunion it’s about time y’all just let someone beat the sh!t out of @F1abraham. She’s got a whole lot of ego for a person made of the same contents as a landfill.

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Can someone please find Adam and give him a giant hug from me? And also, we need to find him his person! Come on, interwebs, work your magic! #Catfish