Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net)

proud farmer of walla walla, WA(lla) onions

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

Wave at drivers as you cross the street to let them know you have hands

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica dutch person trying to describe a mayor to an american: imagine someone who really likes burgers

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@Krrrassjei @suchveronica wtb media literacy

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica confirmed they're on one rn https://t.co/Qc9dCzTOYd

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@retort_the @suchveronica since you are very smart could you please do my calc homework i can't figure it out :/

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica what does this mean

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica if it makes you feel any worse i haven't found a better process for writing software yet--so maybe it's just the essential issue of authorship

[Veronica Suchodolski @suchveronica]

told y’all 🫡

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

someone who is good at the economy help me budget this. my infrastructure is crumbling.

[Miriam Pinski @mirijulip]

Every year, North American communities spend, on average, per person:

$50 on sidewalks and crosswalks
$180 on public transit subsidies
$1,000 on public roads and traffic services
More than $2,000 per capita on government-mandated parking facilities

[Jessa-Hannah Bluebell Poem @HourlyDeers]

Sufjan stevens should have an eras tour

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@EnnieBeanie @hawolt shit you found me out

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

pope's social media manager TC:
- 20,000€/yr cash
- 40,000,000€/yr room in vatican city

[^_^ @misandrism]

yeaa not really gonna be able to come into work today either because, Yuuup. you guessed it. cursed amulet again. you know how it is with the ammy bro

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

ever wanted to use obsidian but you had your notes somewhere else? boy do i have a weekend project for you https://t.co/2kbUnKL2ft

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@rtfeldman Backwards compatibility is built into the language (e.g. automatic zero-values for structs) and minimal version selection mean you almost never have to waste time dealing with complex dependency management issues. I've spent ~30hrs dealing with deps in Python last year, ~3 in Go.

[Menitta @JMenitta]

TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEARS OF THE KINGDOM

[Veronica Suchodolski @suchveronica]

after six years of dating my polish catholic parents are finally meeting my boyfriend’s deadhead american parents. will be one for the history books I fear

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica steve jobs before the invention of the app store is that you

[Cerek Hillen (bsky.app/profile/crockeo.net) @crockeo]

@suchveronica @seattledot can't wait for friends to visit so i can regale them with harrowing stories of yore when one had to risk life and limb to cross pine

[Veronica Suchodolski @suchveronica]

four way stops on pine @seattledot knows the way to a girl’s heart 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹