Crocodyall

half awake in a fake empire
35, Sheffield, he/him

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

@Arsenal the small details do matter. For a while I have no longer recognised the club I used to support but this is a new low, even for Arsenal. Desperately hope one day you can return to being a club with clear and respectable morals.

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

Have we considered labelling the riots as thuggery and promising more police will fix it? That should work

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

@jonhotspur88 In a way she's accidentally nailed it. When the Titanic sunk all the rich people were absolutely fine while the poor suffered and died. Tracks with who benefits and who doesnt when these scum take to the streets

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

Still, good news about getting the Conservatives out

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

🚨 BREAKING: This afternoon, Chancellor Rachel Reeves will announce massive cuts to public spending.

Downing Street said in a statement: "Britain is broke".

(Via @SkyNews)

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

@slash_fic @theyachtclubtyc Newcastle then Bristol next night 😐

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

While I'm at it, Tarot is an insult to horror cinema. Horrendous

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

Massive L for The Fall Guy which is an otherwise great action film with one of the most baffling and ill judged jokes ever committed to cinema. Unsure how many people must have OKd it and how on earth it made the final cut.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

I give it 6 months before we are at "Nazis, were they THAT bad?" in mainstream discourse

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

I will defend the Coachella crowd's right to be apathetic to Girls & Boys because it is one of, if not the worst song ever written.

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

I'd be very sad if wes streeting got hit by a bus. What a terrible thing that would be.

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

I suck at supporting my friends' band in any meaningful way as I have basically no presence or reach on the internet but they rock and this album is going to be important and huge

[Slash Fiction 🪧 @slash_fic]

We'll Hold This Line Until Hell Freezes Over

May 31st.

https://t.co/tLEbaAFfWv

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

@SkySportsNews

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

@jamiedrink wait what

[101 Great Goals @101greatgoals]

If Arsenal do sign Martin Odegaard, they're a shoo-in for the 2024 Champions League quarter finals.

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

#FinalFantasyVIIRebirth

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Oh Shit!! We’re FAMOUS! The FLTG struck a nerve! You all gotta read this… F this clown 🤡

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

Not sure I've ever seen anything more destined to become a cult film than Madame Web

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

The docking scene with my seat physically shaking and my ear drums getting perforated by Hans Zimmer was transcendent

[Crocodyall @crocodyall]

Tonight I saw Interstellar in IMAX having missed its original theatrical run. Goddamn that film holds up. Top 3 possibly best Nolan film and that's a hill I will die on