Mel

hater of peas and bobble hats.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@TheTiz5151 @fesshole This !! I had a bf with more than any girl could wish for. It was amazing once logistics were figured out but he used to get light headed and he dropped me once as he felt dizzy 🤣🤣😭

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@fullhouse50 @The_TUC Those commie bastards fed you, supported you, stood next to you, fought your fight against rabid rightwing leaders. Your grasp of your own history is poor.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@SecretTaxi @anon_opin The light changes to a mellow yellow in the afternoons away from the bright blue. Usually happens in mid July for me. I would love a cold, chrisp September.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@rpg3573 @Jennifer55gt We had a cat that went fur a few weeks. Cane home with radial nerve paralysis. Nursed him back to health under house arrest for 6 months. Once he was allowed out he went after three weeks. I think he didn't like the five year old.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@Jennifer55gt Bloody cats. They do this. Every year my tuxedo goes walk about after harvest. If he's not then neuter him. A gps collar might help too.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@Northpr7 @anon_opin You'll find that's against the terms and conditions.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@JJClarkeMusic @ColeFusionHQ I've got a friend I christened it .. he's about 5ft2. I also call him clipclop and hum the horse of the year music when he comes in the pub.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@RichHarrris @fesshole I wrote this song for you!

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@SoVeryBritish @HeldinEU @saleemsaimaa This is exactly why Easter moves. Easter is the Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox. If the equinox is a Saturday AND a full moon then the earliest Easter can be is 22nd March.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@omid9 It genuinely took me a few minutes to realise it was you when I watched it. The costume designer did a good job!

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@reece_dinsdale When you retire, you could start a talent agency and take them all on ??!

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@Archmike @VictoriaCoren @ClapsLikeASeal A happy medium is always welcome at my table, the medium to large was miserable 🤣

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@tokyosexwhale Haha so tempted to go and liberate it 🤣

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@VictoriaCoren @ClapsLikeASeal *writes that idea down immediately. Moonface could take the black though too, in Pratchett cross over 🤣

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@VictoriaCoren @ClapsLikeASeal Off on a tangent here, but I'm writing a D&D campaign based in the Faraway Tree universe. I'm intending to make it a gothic horror, possibly with Moonface as a vampire.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@rickeaglestone Not available in Bury St Edmunds Tesco 😭 *checks Sainsbury's

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@rickeaglestone Fucking hell🤣🤣

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@rickeaglestone I've got two in my clock and collect for tomorrow now. I'm sure this is going to do my kidney function wonders. I'm sad the lasagne one doesn't have pasta in it though.

[Mel @crookedwindow]

@GarfieldUtd_ @BladeoftheS You missed the s off the end.