Sasquatch Ferryman

Hermeticist in training. Prima Materia 👁

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@ThymeToBeBorn @CartoonsHateHer Not leaky 🫣🫣🫣

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@DabCraftQueen @notdroidmom Yeah, I've even requested a retake at a walk in clinic just cuz I started out nervous. They should be super understanding about anxieties and stuff.

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@CuriousBunnie12 I think they have probiotics specifically for stuff like that, maybe it could work here?

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@sunfwrpwr I would. An hour away isnt that big of a deal, I dont think. Just take your hospital bag with you just in case.

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37 WEEKS TODAY. LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!

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@technomess @ThymeToBeBorn I guess I more mean until the technology is advanced enough that it *could* be used more as a diagnostic than a chance. I totally get wanting to be prepared, and I agree, I would want to make sure I have treatment in line as soon as possible. Theyre just too often wrong right now

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@PrishaMosley I'm so serious. Over the weekend my sister got a picture of my son jumping up for a giant bubble and I just want to show the whole world how cute it is 😭

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@AMS_Perkins Honestly, just kinda lean into it and wait for the cravings to come. If all you want is fruit and potatoes, so be it. It will pass and you'll want more things!

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@Corbienest @KILLTOPARTY I cry during arguments because it's the only way I don't strangle him 😂😂😂❤️ and I hate that I do it every time

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@nosoup4knowles My cow was always giant for his age, too 😂 still is. Comes with the cow territory, I guess

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@julieheglund Im such a "just-in-case"-er, I'd hold onto it for three more years 😂

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@luinalaska I was exempt from gym in high school due to sports, so I have no idea if she kept doing it in high school or not. But she was also kind of insufferable, so she still didnt gain many friends lol

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@luinalaska There was a girl in middle school who was absolutely a horse girl and sometimes during gym when we had to run laps she would gallop like a horse. On one hand, how freeing it must be to not care what others think, but on the other, there was a reason she didnt really have friends.

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@popcorn8587 @1_masterofnone @igarglewithfire The dad's goal was to ensure his daughters wouldnt see a penis. Can't 100% ensure that when it's the men's restroom but you can with the women's

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@LadyNimby @MomKrill It's a sickeningly sweet smile. It's just so weirdly insincere, but convincing enough to fool people who have never dealt with his kind before. He lets it reach his eyes but the eyes are almost hollow.

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@TiffaniMarie483 Too true. I remember my mom taking us to a local pet store and it never got old, even past 6

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@poutypierrot Girl, Ive thought I was cool toned my whole life and I just now at 31 years old learned im a dark autumn. Don't go by your veins, at the very least, cuz thats all a lie 😂

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@meatypepper @naurpillled They realize they have autonomy but dont realize you can't read their mind 😂 I'm actually not sure. We're right on the cusp of 3 years old and ive heard it's esp tough with boys bc testosterone kicks in, but my boy is just so easy going I can't imagine he'll be all that tough

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@abbythelibb_ Of CoUrSe iT iSnT YoU fAt AmErIcAn, YoUr brEaD iS mAdE oF CAKE!!!!

Or something like that 😂