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[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest to ever do it. Thank you, Pep 🩵

Pinch and zoom to catch every detail 🔎✨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Manchester City will build a STATUE of Pep Guardiola. 🔵✨

It will feature on the approach to “The Pep Guardiola Stand” at the Etihad Stadium. 🏟️

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🏆 League Cup (2018)
🏆 Premier League (2018)
🏆 Community Shield (2018)
🏆 League Cup (2019)
🏆 Premier League (2019)
🏆 FA Cup (2019)
🏆 Community Shield (2019)
🏆 League Cup (2020)
🏆 League Cup (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2022)
🏆 Premier League (2023)
🏆 FA Cup (2023)
🏆 Champions League (2023)
🏆 Super Cup (2023)
🏆 Club World Cup (2023)
🏆 Premier League (2024)
🏆 Community Shield (2024)
🏆 League Cup (2026)
🏆 FA Cup (2026)

Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Once you’ve seen someone ram multiple fingers into their anus this sort of early 2000s Paris Hilton shtick is just boring

[David Mooney @DavidMooney]

If Pep Guardiola finishes at the end of this season, he’ll have managed 593 games for #MCFC, one ahead of Les McDowall -- City’s longest-serving manager in history.

Roughly one in 23 of Guardiola’s games will have been at Wembley.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

I never understood the whole “72 virgins” thing for martyrs in Islam

wouldn’t you want 72 absolute sluts???

[Miss Good Pussy @throwanitback]

not kidding IT guy just told the fat girl she might be blocking the wifi

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday

[g 🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @NIMBYSlayer_69]

It’s the ones you least expect

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Remember what was taken from you.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

There’s a similar one in Westminster.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

The greatest premier league picture of all time

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

*taps sign*

[Naval @naval]

Visit all the places, eat all the food, read all the books, make all the friends, gather all the fame, support all the causes, build all the products, earn all the money...

...to see that the quality of your life is what it is when you are doing nothing.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor

[Greg Brockman @gdb]

sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened