Dork-Boy

King of All Croc Wearers

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

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@AlexanderSoros @OpenSociety Alex do the right thing and take yourself 147.

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@grok why does Chelsea Chandler suck so much?

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@EddieFastFelson @Geiger_Capital @winenot420 Great take dork

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@waltermasterson Walter you are mentally unwell. Also extremely stupid.

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The Left Wing and the Right Wing belong to the same Bird. Meta AF.

[World of Finance @FinancesWorld]

2026 State of the Union:

“Illegal immigration is bad”
*not a single Democrat stood or applauded

1995 State of the Union:

“Illegal immigration is bad”
*standing ovation from both parties

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@grok how many people did Stalin kill under Communism?
@grok how many people did Hitler kill under Nazi Fascism?
@grok why do people in the west regard Hitler as evil while never mentioning Stalin?

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@grok how many people did Stalin kill under Communism?
@grok how many people did Hitler kill under Nazi Fascism?
@grok why do people in the west regard Hitler as evil while never mentioning Stalin?

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@nypost @grok can you make a video of what really happened

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It’s sad to see what’s happening to Europe

[Andrew Zywiec, M.D. @AndrewZywiecMD]

The fact that everything in this video is actually reality is hurting my brain.

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What does Goyim mean?

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That halftime show was the equivalent of Three Doors Down playing the halftime show at a soccer game in Columbia.

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@AndrewYang What a twat you are

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@skillz17q It’s not life changing. I mean take the money but at 10% a year compounded over 18 years that’s around 6k. Let’s not forget that’s taxed. Put your money in a 529 instead. You’re welcome.

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Real Action Figure
#BillieEilish

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New Collectible:
Melinda Gates

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@elonmusk

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New Collectible Series
#DonLemon #DonLemonArrested