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Recovering hopium addict

[teej @cryptocliche]

For anyone interested in jumping into xrp memes, First Ledger is the place to go:
https://t.co/HudKZDsxZe

[CrediBULL Crypto @CredibleCrypto]

Might be the tipping point for Bitcoin dominance…many alts holding up better than $BTC atm.

Should know soon enough.

[Awawat @awawat]

you didn't sell your ZEC two days ago to put it all in XLM?
it's over

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨do you understand what just happened..

Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion over leaked tax returns.. then settled with his own DOJ.. and the settlement created a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded fund to compensate his political allies

the president filed the lawsuit.. the president's DOJ settled it.. the president's allies collect the money.. and you're paying for it

the fund covers Jan 6th defendants.. Mar-a-Lago raid claims.. the Russia investigation.. anyone who says they were a victim of "lawfare" can file a claim and get a check

they named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund".. and made the number $1.776 billion.. they even made the corruption patriotic

in 1974 Nixon resigned for using government agencies against political enemies.. in 2026 the government is cutting checks to political allies and calling it justice

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son.

Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman.

In a personal capacity.

I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term.

We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship."

On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask.

My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team.

My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall.

My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants.

I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile.

My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway.

My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification."

My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years.

Let me do the math my father never did.

Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours.

Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment.

But here is the part that makes me proud.

We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee.

Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything.

In a personal capacity.

On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them.

He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden.

Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million.

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason.

In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

[Bags @0xbags]

unrealized profits be like

[CrediBULL Crypto @CredibleCrypto]

The last time $CRV began expanding off of it's lows at these levels it took 5 weeks to hit $1.30+.

RSI, which is at it's core a measure of momentum, is at the same levels (or higher) now as it was then, on the daily timeframe all the way up to the weekly and higher.

The higher RSI is on any given timeframe, the stronger momentum is on any given timeframe.

At current levels, realistically, it IS possible that we could see $1.30+ within ~1 month.

I'm not saying we MUST repeat the PA we saw last time, I am saying that the momentum of this current move is currently the same as it was back then, and a repeat of that strength would not surprise me at all.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump took $59 million from 590,000 Americans for a phone that may never exist.

Then quietly updated the terms:

“No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold.”

The crypto coin. The sneakers. The Bible. The gold card. The ballroom. The phone.

Every single time the same pattern.

Take the money. Change the terms. Walk away.

[Mercury @TraderMercury]

crypto is not dead

most people found themselves hyperbullish buying “dips” as the market went -50-90% lower for 6 months straight

now traumatized and forgot how to dream

all it takes is one rally and everyone will be reminded why this is the greatest industry in the world.

[teej @cryptocliche]

@CredibleCrypto @deadpixels_club 🐱🔪

[Simon Dedic @sjdedic]

I am wondering whether the Trump memecoin dinner tonight is one of the most damaging thing that has happened to crypto's reputation in years.

Even worse than FTX or Luna. Those at least pretended to be something legitimate before they collapsed.

But this is the President of the United States openly extracting from retail, in broad daylight, and calling it a gala.

$4.3 billion extracted from retail.
$1.2 billion to 45 insider wallets.
$320 million in fees to the Trump family.
Token down 96%.
2 million $TRUMP holders underwater.

Even three US Senators have officially opened an investigation into this as a pay-to-play scheme already.

And the worst part? There are still idiots left that are cheering for it because they think it's "bullish for adoption."

It's not. It's the exact shit we need to leave behind.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

Your smart TV is taking screenshots of your screen every 15 seconds.

Not a guess. Not a theory.

A peer-reviewed study by researchers at UC Davis, UCL, and UC3M tested it.

Samsung TVs: every minute.
LG TVs: every 15 seconds.

Even when you're just using it as a monitor.

Here's how to turn it off for every brand:

[Ponzi Trader @buyerofponzi]

Streaming in an hour with @Tradermayne at the @Krak house

$1,000 to one person that likes & rt this

[teej @cryptocliche]

@CredibleCrypto

[jussy @jussy_world]

Over $1B extracted by the Trump family in crypto

Every chart of their project ends the same way:

- WLFI token: down 70%

- TRUMP NFTs: down 90%

- MELANIA token: down 99%

- TRUMP token: down 96%

- ABTC (BTC mining company): stock down 94%

No matter which new project Trump family is launching, they always eating good

And chart always goes to zero

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

Crypto Bullmarket but it's only 1 guy making money and everyone else losing

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

[Dead Pixels @deadpixels_club]

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[teej @cryptocliche]

@DonAlt @boldleonidas probably accounts for a good portion of the best ones