Jon 🎸

Hacker. Linux Nerd. Musician. Runner.

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@_sysengineer I been on rice cakes with sunflower seed butter lately 😭

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@Chris_Grosse C is the only choice

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@crisisofconsc Oof 18 hours is wild! I thought MA laws required a lot of hoops to be jumped through!

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@Jun34u_sec Congrats you deserve it! Also, I didn’t know you played fiddle! I been all in on bluegrass guitar the last year or so.

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@LangmanVince I’d smoke that guy in a beer mile �� 🏃‍♂️

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@rachxlorenx Okay but the distance is 50 miles. 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♀️

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

I mean let’s be real. The damage is already irreparable.

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

This company is toast. In a situation like this, it’s in their best interest to void/release the non compete and walk. Irreparable amount of damage long term if they don’t. This whole situation should become a case study. “How not to burn a company to the ground 101”

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

Thank you to everyone who reached out. Unfortunately my job hunt has to be paused due to my noncompete. I will definitely let everyone know when I’m able to resume looking. 💔

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@shenetworks 😡 In a situation like this it’s in their best interest to void/release that non compete. Just saying! But who am I. 🦙

[shenetworks @shenetworks]

After not receiving a raise in the four years I’ve worked at BHIS they’ve now decided to reduce my pay by $40k after coming back from maternity leave and moving my role to solely pentesting. So I am looking for a new position effective immediately if anyone has any leads 😇

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@shenetworks That’s fucked up, I’m so sorry!

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@BentleyAudrey Peak internet. If I had a button to press to go back to those times I’d do it in a second. As long as I could forget how fast things are right now 😂

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@IronSage_ 70-80 mile weeks running should do the trick.

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

I hate to even say this but Arch is the only option here. 😬

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

Which distro would you choose?

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

Moving kilos like a boss. Profiling on Artisan powered by the latest Pop!_OS release. Kenya Nyeri AA.

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@HackingDave Accurate 💯

[Jon 🎸 @cryptothellama]

@awkwardgoogle Those are amateur mosquitos, where I’m from they are more like hummingbirds from hell.

[notch @notch]

Let's just go back to IRC again.

[rekdt @rekdt]

This is what it looks like when you accidentally made your S3 bucket public 5 minutes ago

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.