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[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

SAM BANKMAN FRIED PICKED EVERY WINNER OF THE 2020s AND HIS LAWYERS SOLD THEM ALL AT THE BOTTOM.

If the FTX estate hadn't panic-sold its assets during bankruptcy, SBF would be sitting on a $114 billion empire today. Instead, he is watching the greatest trades of the decade from a prison cell.

The data is almost impossible to believe:

- Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x) SBF bought an 8% stake for $500M. The estate sold it for $1.3B in 2024. Today, that stake would be worth over $80B.

- SpaceX:$15 billion (75x) A massive stake liquidated early to pay creditors.

- Solana: $5.1 billion (27x) SBF was an early backer at $8. The estate offloaded a massive chunk at $64.

- Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x)

- Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x)

The Latest "Missed" Fortune: CURSOR

In 2022, Alameda Research wrote a tiny $200,000 check for a 5% stake in the AI startup Cursor. In April 2023, the bankruptcy estate sold that entire stake back for exactly what they paid: $200,000.

Yesterday, SpaceX announced a deal to buy Cursor for $60 billion.

That "worthless" 5% stake would be worth $3 billion today. That is a 15,000x return that vanished because the lawyers wanted a quick exit.

SBF was a genius at picking generational winners and a criminal at managing their money.

The lawyers recovered $18 billion for users. If they had just held, they would be sitting on $114 billion and the most valuable venture portfolio in history.

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@FarzaTV This is amazing @FarzaTV 👏

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@Martin129446771 @araghchi This is the relevance of your ignorant comment. 0.3%

[Vadim @VadimStrizheus]

The only difference between you and Tony Stark is that he had unlimited API tokens.

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@JebraFaushay Balenciaga is a practical joke that went too far.

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Grok is alive!

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@ohhyesweirdo Cockroaches don’t die that easily

[SurfLiquid 🌊 @Surf_Liquid]

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[SurfLiquid 🌊 @Surf_Liquid]

GM Surfers 🌊

Thanks @diegoxyz for the independent test, real funds, real results. Surf leads with 65.6% APY, including incentives, powered by Surf Leagues boosts.

This benchmark shows our AI edge in autonomous DeFi, but we're early: @zkCrossNetwork rails have already handled $140M+ in volume and will power Surf's cross-chain infrastructure, leading to higher APY opportunities and sustainable growth.

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V3 live: Enables buybacks (100% fees to $SURF buys) and cross-chain expansion for scalable growth.

Next: Multi-asset (WETH, cbBTC) integrations and faster chain rollouts.

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[SurfLiquid 🌊 @Surf_Liquid]

GM Surfers 🌊 V3 is LIVE!

Celebrate this game-changing milestone as $SURF buybacks kick in, channelling 100% of platform fees revenue into open-market $SURF purchases.

Existing V2 users can migrate automatically in a simple 2-step process.

Migration Guide for V2 Users

1. Connect your wallet, the system automatically withdraws funds athe nd rewards to your wallet from V2 and deploys a new V3 contract.

2. In the dashboard, click "Deposit" to redeploy your USDC into Surf's AI strategies.

This non-custodial process takes under a minute. Once deposit is successful, Surf gets into action and manages your funds across the highest APY pools.

Keep Surfing 🏄

Tag a friend, and join the wave:

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[SurfLiquid 🌊 @Surf_Liquid]

GM Surfers 🌊

Crypto timeline today:

→ BTC -6.5%
→ ETH -9%
→ $2B+ liquidated
→ Everyone panic selling, margin called, coping in replies

While Surfers just watching Surf compound 10.7%+ average APY completely untouched 🏄🌊

No leverage.
No liquidation.
No stress.

Your Surf agent is literally printing money right now while the market burns to the ground.

This is what actual peace in DeFi feels like.

Drop a 🏄 if you're up money today while the world cries.

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@KCEX_Official $SURF

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@PraxMedia $SURF is thriving, breaking out and retesting the falling trendline. Easy 5-10x in the short-term with $0.16-$0.20 next target.

We keep Surfing with @Surf_Liquid 🏄

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@mrpunkdoteth We are just $SURF ing 🏄

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@vainxyz The ticker is $SURF 🏄

Clean breakout and restest of the falling trendline. Easy 5-10x from here in the short-term. Next target $0.16

Thank me later 🤝

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@soapweb3 We keep $SURF ing 🏄

Clean breakout and retest of the falling trendline. Easy 5-10x from here. Next target $0.16

Thank me later 🤝

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@NovaXbyte The ticker is $SURF 🏄

We keep printing 🤝

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@itsFoxCrypto In $SURF we trust 🤝🏄

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@fyrechartz We keep $SURF ing 🏄

Thank me later🤝

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@Koicalls $SURF

Thank me later 🤝