twenty first century hand grenade

another hard day at the jungle, another hard day at the zoo | he/him

[acerola(tiny bird eater) @tired_ibis]

such a chill bird, ❤️❤️tupac

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

how did justin theroux not win an emmy for this performance

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

The most exciting work throughout film history has been done in spite of the system. There is no legitimacy or prestige to be found on the internet. But there is an audience, and creative freedom. And that's all you need to make a "real" film.

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

exact type of thing a cancer would say smh

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Open up the schools bro what the fuck is wrong with people

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

actually an evergreen fit for 15 year olds

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

"the problem with doing an interview with the daily mail is they suck" - guy who did an interview with the daily mail

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This is the problem when you do an interview about a new tour, book and show in the Mail. You chat for an hour and a half about it all and the headline writer chooses to make it about panic attacks- that I haven’t had in 30 years- and a bit of weight loss- they’re obsessed with weight loss 😂😂😂😂 that I talked about for 30 seconds- ah well- such is showbiz -

New Tour starts Sept
Book to go with Tour
New show dropping in Sept

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[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

@aboynamedposh @ThePCCLondon did that when i saw the same thing and ppl got more and more vocally annoyed each time a new episode started - i thought they were great

[Leroy @deadbeatregular]

My friend was wearing this at the Bob Dylan show last night and an old guy in a fedora got really mad at him

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

every time there's kid characters in east of eden i imagine them as nancy and sluggo

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

a young Kim Kardashian babysitting a baby Kendall Jenner

[JJ @igotasthma69]

This tweet inspired me to make this…

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

there'll be no argument about a bank holiday this week then. i'll tell the english.

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

how it felt

[Sophy Romvari @SophyRomvari]

I'm often told that people think that Adult Sasha in Blue Heron is played by the director of the film/me. This was an intentional effect of the film, playing with the meta perception of reality vs fiction, but most of all is a huge testament to the performance by Amy Zimmer.

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

me and my boys all have a crush on anthony gordon. group chat turns into a girls sleepover whenever he does anything on the ball

[The Heathyorker @theheathyorker]

7/7/26

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

excerpt from a tract in mason & dixon by thomas pynchon and two haikus by jack kerouac

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

@victim_burn77

[twenty first century hand grenade @crysisactor]

It has been revealed that Shiz University collaborated with Oz forces to monitor encampments protesting the institution's financial support of the Munchkin Industrial Complex and the ongoing war with Talking Animals