Craig Clark

Husband & father extraordinaire, golfer, friend. Avid collector of dad jokes.

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My son: “Dad, who is the best rivalry in the NHL?”

My wife without missing a beat: “Gary Bettman versus small market teams, dear.”

#NHL #StanleyCup

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@BuffaloSabres This needs to be on the Jumbotron before every home playoff game. Well done.

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@Top100Rick Walk the course in reverse order to avoid the crowds. Everyone else starts at 1 and works to 18.

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@PeterMallouk The Cramer Kiss of Death. 😬

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@GRDecter Bio says he joined SVB in 2007, Lehman collapsed in Sept 2008. Apparently you can make this shit up.

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@girdley Should have recorded it in your ski suit. Give the people what they want!

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@SJosephBurns The Buffalo Bills yesterday.

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@steve_hanke For every looting story, I could point out 10 of neighbors, strangers and family helping each other though this storm. Saying Buffalo has a lot of bad apples is like saying Johns Hopkins employs idiots because one uninformed professor spouts nonsense. Do better, be better.

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@elonmusk Oh? Tell me more....

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I never want to meet Jim Cantore. It would just confirm I've made some bad life decisions that led me to that location. #Buffalo #BuffaloSnow

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@nywvfl Usually Wordle or looking at fantasy football articles.

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Yeah? That's only 8 minutes per week. 🧐

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

The average man spends seven hours a year hiding in the bathroom for "peace and quiet," according to a 2018 survey.

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@BrockHoltsBro @fortworthchris @sweatystartup

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@austin_rief Stop in Siena. July 2nd, 2022. Google Palio di Siena. Beautiful anyime regardless of festivals. It's between Rome and Florence so not too far out of the way.

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@fortworthchris The second half of your parenting life starts when kids can use a remote and neatly pour their own cereal.

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@AroundTheNFL @TomPelissero Managing grown men is a lot different than bossing around unpaid college kids. Urb is out of his depth.

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@tpzabawa Saving his voice to yell "shoooot" the entire power play at a Sabres game.

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@Jason @SayYesBuffalo

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@sullivanpaul @TheCoOfDads On site daycare.

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@MikeRoaldi Just donated - good luck reaching the goal! I hope you're doing well.