Christopher

I’ve become very good at convincing people I know what I’m doing.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@Larawithabird It’s true. Terry was bathing suits. Several in fact.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@_br_ttney

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@AccidentalCISO Held together with bubblegum and wishes.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@_br_ttney I have a camper that I love in short stints. I’m very tired of the confined space and cramped showers after about a week.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

No one, and I mean no one, is hornier for losing than Democrats. Absolutely obsessed with it.

[Jake Auchincloss @JakeAuch]

Susan Collins is a rubber stamp for the worst admin in history. Claims that I would endorse her, implicitly or otherwise, ignore my track record supporting Democrats to take back both chambers. As I said months ago, I find Platner's Nazi tattoo and his commentary about it personally disqualifying. If it were me I'd vote for someone else in the Maine Democratic primary.

Regardless of what happens in Maine, Democrats need to take back the Senate and I'll keep working hard to make it happen.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@shenetworks Assembly is useful but an absolute slog.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@_br_ttney Getting a call back from Fiserv Support is a good enough joke on its own.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@shenetworks @_sysengineer Insurance dropped our GLP1 coverage on January 1… this might get me literally crucified.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@rekdt Aptly prefixed “temp-test-deletewhendone-” (I created it at least 3 years ago)

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@sammyd0478942 Paired with a nice spring day, it’s a needle-mover.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@ericfisher

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@shenetworks

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

Will Campbell did not fight and die for this fumble recovery.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

Will Campbell staring at a fumbled football is a whole new level of “what’re you fucking doing???”

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@crisisofconsc

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@shenetworks Massachusetts has Paid Family Leave for a variety of things, including childbirth. My wife was able to take 24 weeks, I had 12. Well worth the (fairly small) extra tax that comes out of our pay each week.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

Orange line out to Reading creates feelings in me that I cannot describe in polite company.

[Will 🇩🇪 @WillExists_]

If vaccines caused autism then the MBTA would look like this

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@_sysengineer Any campground that rents cabins or yurts. Usually have a couple of pools that might be heated, playgrounds, walking trails.

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

That’s a brand new way to pronounce Haverhill.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight

[Christopher @csaintcroix]

@crisisofconsc AI Air Agent… Didn’t we already figure this out? Isn’t that just modern thermostat?