Chris

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[Stride @SamStride93]

This was a lot like an ODI actually.

Strong start in the powerplay.
A big wobble with Senegal.
Nurdled his way through the middle overs.
Finished swinging through the line.

Textbook bosh.

[Chris @csarge91]

😍😍😍

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Dot. Dot. Wicket. Dot. Wicket. Wicket.

Every ball from that ridiculous Ollie Robinson over 👇

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Same initials as Adam Johnson

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Chris Sutton on commentary for the Merseyside Derby? Any excuse.

[Fordy 🧡 @blondeEm83]

Things you find while redecorating part 2.. zoom in guys, and enjoy!! He sounds like a naughty boy! 👀

[Dan @hicksydan]

"You can't laugh at Arsenal when you're literally getting relegated"

[Patriotic 🇬🇧 Nation @HoodedClaw1974]

The word hero is thrown about too often, but when you get sent flying 20 yards after getting hit by a bus, and then dust yourself off and walk straight in the pub, you are my hero.🤣🤣

This happened around 9 years ago in Reading and his name is Simon Smith .

Take a bow son😎

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

He looks like someone who gets fired in week 2 of The Apprentice and says we've not seen the last of him (never see him again)

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[Jay @JayVtid]

Martin Ødegaard vs Aston Villa

[No Context County Cricket @NoContextCounty]

If the England boys don’t now spend every Smith innings asking him Mastermind questions they’ve failed the nation

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

Toiling away up the hill for 13 overs on the bounce with no reward and our first change spinner gets a wicket with a long hop in his first over, caught at cow...

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

You will not fucking believe the thread underneath this tweet. 😭😭😭

[DrexciyanWave @WavejumperOne]

Mad that this midden has arrived at Ibrox and the Rangers goal remains the easiest to fire into.

[StatCity @StatCity]

Spurs have failed to win the corresponding fixture after beating @ManCity for the 9th consecutive occasion.

[H. @HAIIMZAH]

Look at the joy gambling can bring you.

Never quit.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the new ‘THE OFFICE’ series ‘THE PAPER’

The series follows the Dunder Mifflin documentary crew as they focus on a dying Midwestern newspaper & its reporters.

Releasing September 4 on Peacock.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If you go to an Oasis gig watch this before and you can pretend you are back there
Special

[baby grinch 🦅🇺🇸 @babygrinchcfc]

He looks like Keira knightley in bend it like Beckham