Chris Sattler

Always goes down smooth

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Georgia is recounting all presidential ballots by hand. We're 72 hours from the GOP demanding a recount by foot.

[James Bond @007]

Sir Sean Connery has died at the age of 90. He was the first actor to play James Bond on the big screen in Dr. No in 1962, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice and Diamonds Are Forever followed.

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@jrjarrell4 I can relate

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

Trying to be healthier is difficult when you have a coworker who makes you want to take hard drugs

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@jrjarrell4 @ruffin26 Hey anything to halve the hole, am I right? 😂

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

Sometimes, instead of actually picking a show on Netflix, I just watch the previews that automatically play when you stop browsing... Just realized I’ve been doing this for the past hour

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 Yes

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

If I have to listen to Boogie Wonderland one more time at work... I’ll put the fire in Earth, Wind & Fire

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

Where’s my lightning at? And golf ball sized hail?

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 This made me lol and love you even more ❤️

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

High school graduations should just take place in grocery stores across the country.

Mom for president

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

Just realized that “sewage Joe” from Parks and Rec has a part in The Patriot.

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

I guess it’s time to go grab another couple bottles of wine 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

I need to get back into a routine, but I need a reason to shower daily first

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

“Describe the movement of a knuckleball”

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 @marinersfan Our love isn’t appreciated, I guess

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 @marinersfan 😂 make it happen

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 @marinersfan “Tell me Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 @marinersfan She may know, but she’ll never understand 😘

[Chris Sattler @csatt11]

@ruffin26 @marinersfan Gay? Us? Nah..... 😂