C.S. Bombeck

Searching for meaning in human chaos.
📚 Bookish by daylight.
🌙 Considerably more feral after dark.🔞

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I thought I’d try to read one of my poems. Be gentle. I’m new at this.

And an old lady. Haha

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

🤤

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I’m not a fan of ribs, so you can eat all of them.

Def finger me though. Just make sure you wash the sauce off your hands first.

[Alien Perspective @WigglyAir]

husband material 💯

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I want it all the time.

I think I might be a nympho.

[OGYE 🌐🐺 @K_A_Ogye03]

This is the only thing I wanna do every weekend 🤣.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@DarkRedDrink Ha!!!

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

That’s hot.

[Goodgirltattoo @Goodgirltattoo1]

I need to moan your name 💦

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I wasn’t gifted. I was neglected, weirdly endearing, and just competent enough.

[zayden @pemilo123]

Turns out if you're a gifted kid who can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

And I’m perpetually horny. So there’s that too.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@SdJones423 Haha, yep! I just have serious adhd and don’t sleep much sooooooo I wind up having shows on usually when I am home.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I just started watching The Righteous Gemstones and I’m dying! It came out in 2019? Where have I been all this time?!

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@DarkRedDrink I need to start that one next!

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@deejsmith724 No, anyone who can read and comprehend the meme is good in my book 😏

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

Not everyone…but most. 🤷‍♀️

[Harley 🖤🥀 @TooHot2Handle26]

Good morning weirdos! ✨🖤

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@SdJones423 Don’t threaten me with a good time 😏🫠

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

Are there men out there who actually want this kind of connection? Like, fr fr?

I have nice boobs, a nice smile, nice eyeballs, a big ole ass and I’m a sweetheart if you want to help me with my rent 😏 🫠

Stability is sexy.

[Goddess Playgirl🍒 @playgirlfindom]

For the broke losers that need to hear it 😂

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@INKne28 I’m a thick lady, always a fear that I’m TOO thick

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

This is why I love men who work out. I don’t feel like I’ll break them.

…and they know I can take every goddamn inch. 😏 Then it riles them up and they toss my fat ass around and give it to me. 😈

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@SomethingEpic88 Too good to be true 🤤

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

I don’t fake anything.

Fun fact: it takes me forever to orgasm. I get in my head too much and I’m a pleaser. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll absolutely let you know if something feels good, but getting me all the way there? Damn near impossible.

BUT if you do?

Rolling orgasms. So then it’s on like Donkey Kong. 😂

Basically, I need someone with stamina, patience, and an actual need to please me back.

And yes, I realize this sounds a little like a challenge. Do with that what you will. 😏

[💫🍷Soy Copita de Baileys🍷💫 @Copitadebaileys]

Por culpa de algunas mujeres que fingen orgasmos, el mundo está lleno de hombres que creen que cogen bien.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@MikeShepar25785 😆😆 I’m terrified of commitment anyway! Hahaha

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

But ONLY if it’s like Belle’s library.
…with a window seat that’s super cushy and looks into our backyard where there’s a beautiful little pond and a weeping willow.
…and there’s a desk that is made of the best mahogany.
…oh, and there’s a secret entrance into our sex dungeon.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@SomethingEpic88 I like when you respond 😏

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

Repeat.

[Goodgirltattoo @Goodgirltattoo1]

harder

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@PuckNArrows You’re such a gentleman 😏

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@SomethingEpic88 Men should be treated as such as well

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

Wait…THIS must be why they are called “fairytales.”

This just isn’t anything I’ve personally experienced.

Maybe one day!

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

Possibly an unpopular opinion:

Yeah, I’ve definitely had some interesting surprises. Usually followed immediately by, “I’m a grower, not a shower.” 😂

BUT size genuinely doesn’t matter that much to me.

And before anybody starts explaining their dimensions: I’ve had big. I’ve had BIG. I’ve also had some little fellas.

What matters is whether you know what the hell you’re doing with what you’ve got.

Because if you don’t know how to work with a magical vagina capable of bringing you endless joy, an extra couple inches aren’t going to save you.

And for the love of 7 lb 6 oz baby Jesus wash your goddamn dick, balls, taint, and booty hole or it won’t happen.

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

@mikel1018 I’m in my 40s but I’m an old soul for sure - it’s a good thing!

[C.S. Bombeck @csbombeck]

True.