Jessie Ellis

Proud sister of a brother thats sometimes an asshole. but that's ok.

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@bensterne Yes sir it is

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven @John_Speed

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven Fuk u I bought another one

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

This is actually how I ended up with my wall of swords, however I don’t regret a thing

[James McKinven @jmckinven]

Does anyone else wake up in the morning and spend 60 minutes just doing absolutely nothing useful?

Doomscrolling, YouTube, wandering aimlessly around the house etc. etc.

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@SoVeryBritish “Still breathing”

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

They should warn childless people about half term like they let us know about rail strikes

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven @IndieBeers @charlierward @sab8a @_baretto @michaeljelly @harrydry @che_sampat @tmrmmdv Big fan of this guys vibe 😆

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven Can you make a tiny wallet for mahlis poo bags?

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven Absolutely, I will happily shell out for many sets in the future, let’s at least break this one in first yeah?

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jacksbridger @threehourcoffee @lennysan @jmckinven +10 internet points to you for catching the reference! James Twitter has official lore now 🐈‍⬛

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@lennysan @jmckinven I’m glad you liked it! James has been talking about you non stop, you really have made his year!

(also I like your logo)

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@JIC94 @jmckinven Agreed. Told them about the new plan, they were not pleased by the idea (they would have a very high yield anyway)

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven @iamstevepinto You have my blessing to claim mahli as yours to win internet arguments 😉

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven @iamstevepinto Here are some more pictures of Mahli getting along with cats. It’s possible the thinks she is one of them

[Dean Dobbs @DeanDobbs]

Can’t believe the Doctor regenerated as the new leader of the Conservative Party.

[Sam @samantha_stull]

⚠️ PSA ⚠️

we have 17(!) days left until @Spotify stops tracking your wrapped data so if you want your music taste to look more cool and unique than all your friends in about 2 months then it’s time to start cramming

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven

[luke warm tweets @lukejarret]

me: umm actually that’s Frankenstein’s Monster

friend: oh my bad *puts down energy drink*

Frankenstein: don’t sweat it bro

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven Awh dude this was super kind of you 💛 thank you so so so much for such an incredible day!

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven Title will be “king Alfred and his heir”

[Jessie Ellis @cseellis]

@jmckinven I’m gonna have to turn this into a family portrait now aren’t I? I’m not complaining!!