Coral

the best oat milk latte that you’ve ever had, and me

[Coral @csimpsyo]

@Dovakiin923 @allenanalysis Yes and 2020 is… 6 years ago, what’s your point?

New members (1/3 of the board) would have been appointed next month, keeping to their every-2-years schedule, but instead we live in hell.

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

@dieworkwear @funko_wop deeply sinister that every reply online now reads like a brand account doing damage control

[rachel @rachelmillman]

in a sense I do feel for the girlies who are shocked that their favorite NHL players are conservative morons but as an adult woman it’s a bit of dead dove do not eat scenario

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

Seeing a 6'6" man in regular life: I'm in the presence of a demigod

Seeing a 6'10" man in regular life: He must have awful footwork or no defensive awareness or something

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

blocking the science girl is not enough. we gotta put her in Arkham Asylum.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

@nomanautomata The world if people would just fuckin knock it off

[𝙂𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙔 @gumby4christ]

@Floatinginwaves Not sure r/OfficeChairs has any official stance on the Axis of Resistance, but they would consider the chair an excellent choice

[tate @50FirstTates]

someone called jd vance vladimir futon i’m losing my mind

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

His full name is Jance Dance Vance, if you were wondering.

[sílvia is @this_is_silvia]

i will not explain further

[𝗴𝗲𝗺 @gemmypuss]

i think of this himalayas fancam at least once a week

[Steven Kaas @stevenkaas]

You are not the king of your brain. You are the creepy guy standing next to the king going "a most judicious choice, sire".

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

the dream

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[proton @ProtonInspector]

This is so fucked

[Ed @eddo75]

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

[Owain @orhunt]

I had this stuck in my head for a month