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sometimes I forget how funny I am.

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cardi b looks like an oyster and it’s inspiring me to go for a swim.

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BINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LGK

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stephon castle you pineapple GET OFF MY KNICKS!

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LLLLLLFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG @nyknicks !!!!!

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.@realDonaldTrump is your ear ok?

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why is the spaceship landing in the middle of the ocean? it doesn’t have a docking station? @NASA

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@Hania16836 a persian rug

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@Bella_91m7u absolutely not.

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.@jesus u up?

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is there anything to do in chicago besides look up the next flight out of here?

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huge s/o to @realDonaldTrump I just paid $4.89/gallon for gas! a REAL record high! congrats on making america great again!

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the citi bank on brickell ave got worse customer service than hertz.

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@ronsterd89 meanwhile you are in bed…

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@Budgetdog_ ain’t nobody paying $583/mo for rent unless they’re living in a nissan altima.

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@Darkdarling00 tylenol

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there’s a special place in hell for people who turn on their overhead reading light on airplanes.

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what’s everyone’s plans for world war 3?

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anyone else miss the days when ICE was short for In Case of Emergency?

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hey @Uber riddle me this. if I cancel an uber ride… why do you keep rematching me with the same person I tried to cancel the ride with??

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good evening to everybody EXCEPT the people who clap when the plane lands.

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happy president’s day to ALL the presidents EXCEPT @realDonaldTrump.