Chris Smith

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

My grandparents had Elvis
My parents had Michael Jackson
I have Caucasian James

[James @CaucasianJames]

for all we know, we might not get tomorrow let’s do it tonight!

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

Disclosure day kinda SUCKED

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@FineNDanDee @James04994193 @ashesforfoxes First thing I thought of, that scene of them screaming while getting digested is so claustrophobic and horrific

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

Oh my god Homelander is just the superhero equivalent to god from Preacher

[sonya 🐝 🇺🇦 @soufflewaffle]

homelander not giving a single fuck about firecracker’s death but crying at a-train’s funeral despite him betraying him and telling he’s nothing straight to his face is very on brand for his character

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

if i was caillou’s dad every episode of that show would’ve looked like the invincible season 1 finale

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@ChaseMit @shin_kale_rider On top of it being Mormon infection, it’s just ass. Like it’s adding insane amounts of sugar to something that’s already so sweet

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

What if the CIA killed hoodgenius and replaced him with that weirdo just like they did with

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@Rick_Saunders76 @0xmarchesss @CultureCrave He’s an entrepreneur. The definition of the American dream

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@SonsOfMarsUE @Mackandal1804 @wirelyss @grok Bro what are you talking about. Egypt had a two thousand year long empire by the time the Greeks had their cradle of civilization

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

Never doing my taxes stoned again. My refund is $10000

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Jesse Plemons has been cast as Sneakers O'Toole in the live action 'SNEAKERS O'TOOLE' film.

In theaters on October 4, 2027.

(Source: https://t.co/DEhqVEdgVx)

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@brndxix Not cool Brandon

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@askforcawmbyok @twoheadedboy85 You’re pissing in his pants

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@0xexpt You’re the embodiment of this image lmao

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@urfavdildeux @Duskywuskie Bro he would kill it as a grifter

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@loak_akgae

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I got so much shit going on I don’t even care

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@piposarubiology

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

The amount of ppl that don’t understand what a catch is in the rule book flabbergasts me. And it’s not the officials. The two plays yesterday were not difficult calls, and they got them both right.

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@OceanCalm7 @facetedcarapace “Laughable lack of self-awareness” look in a mirror bro

[Chris Smith @csunoxx]

@cactigaymer I love matter eater lad