Christopher Coyne

Nothin' to see here.

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@FarmGirlCarrie No.

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@pegobry_en You are fascinated because you're pretending to not understand a pretty straightforward Tweet?

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@captive_dreamer @MattBinder So edgy.

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@TheChadLedger @tedcruz 'Professional Libtard Agitator'. Dude, you are a grown adult.

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@TalonKarrde9527 @JoJoFromJerz @tedcruz Says the gutless clown with the fake profile.

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@tedcruz Or, you could just leave your constituents behind during a power crisis. Dude, how are you so fucking bad at this?

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@jwwgold @Super70sSports No, that's the best singer of all people in that group. By a lot.

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@6Polymath @Super70sSports Mackenzie would have been younger, no?

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@marcvelitrae @LukeEpplin @Publius215 Show us exactly how that phrase 'meant allegiance'. Be specific.

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@ValhallaKnox @DiscoInfernum @BillOliger @LukeEpplin If you're old and don't care about other people, why do you give a fuck about the future Chinese spies you made up in your racist fever-dream?

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@ValhallaKnox @DiscoInfernum @LukeEpplin No, but I understand the White Supremecist Christian right, and they've been waiting to try to change this law since Reconstruction. What's your point?

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@ValhallaKnox @LukeEpplin Has to reside in the US for at least 14 consecutive years. You know that, but that doesn't fit your narrative. Right?

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@MarcSeeks @JoJoFromJerz @TomiLahren Are you pulling this stuff DIRECTLY out of your ass, or is someone helping you?

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@Bulldog3180 @JoJoFromJerz @TomiLahren What was changed? Be specific.

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@paranoiacs YES! That *dweep* keyboard sound that he basically invented in 'Valerie' became the backbone of so many bangers!

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@semibuttnoid @paranoiacs Yeah, wrong page, Trevor. Go troll elsewhere.

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@seanonolennon @qwertymanor Harsh. But...

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@MutualSkies @paranoiacs What was the reaction? Was she surprised he was a skinny white kid? Kinda like when Buddy Holly played the Apollo?

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@JoePerticone The guy in the lower left, though....('holy sh*t, this f*ckin' guy')