Courtney Cornfield

Mama, teacher, Actor/VoiceOver/ Writer/Improviser/Comedian. Loose Moose alumni. Ugly Models

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@ShellStationsUK had my car washed at the Shell on Portsmouth Rd Thames Ditton-the car wash somehow managed to clean everything but the driver side door! Rather selective. 2nd time this has happened. I gave it another chance .Gave it my all & now this !Shell car wash we are over.

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@MargaretAtwood Hi Margaret! I hope all is eh ok! Here is my latest blog about grief and comedy:

https://t.co/GrOxSEImxc

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@Baddiel Wait. Eric is engaged! Wow that’s great news !

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@catboat401 @JohnCleese I didn’t realise babies could be that influential. 🤔

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@danny_robins #6 Christmas Credit Card Bill

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@Andr6wMale

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@SoVeryBritish Remote control.
Loo roll, salt and pepper.

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@SoVeryBritish Ruff-borough

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@SoVeryBritish Doggygal.

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@SoVeryBritish Dogcaster

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@SoVeryBritish The Fish that is Likely to Nip.

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@tonyhusband1 Where are the continuity people ?!

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@DWPgovuk your wait times for DLA are horrendous-I was just cut off after waiting for over 30min.Sent forms in months ago. Received letter saying you haven’t heard from me (on behalf of a family member) ! How is this ok? Letters arrived late&then the turn around time is limited.

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@KirstieMAllsopp 🙄But do either of them have a washing machine in the kitchen ? Total deal breaker.

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@JulietteBurton @SoozUK Arg it conflicts with another show I’ve booked and we’re only there one day. Are you doing previews in London by any chance !

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@danny_robins @LatitudeFest @_EvelynHollow @chriscfrench I’m not sure if I should believe this or not ? 🤔

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@dylanemery Totally. Like it’s either escaped from a @MargaretAtwood novel or one of those kids books you can change the head, body and feet.