Fuck My Job

come in at 10. leave at 4. 2 hour lunch breaks. too good for this bs. join me on my mission to be laid off.

[Katherine Cross @Quinnae_Moon]

Worth reading. It shows just how abnormal all this is, how collectively okay we are with this trainwreck. https://t.co/FdeD6mjuQe

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Me when people respond to a very simple, numbered, 3 question email with "let's schedule a meeting:"

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

@guyinacubicle the "ignore conversation" function in outlook is a true miracle. Reply all is literally the worst ever

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Took a Xanax but my coworker yelling into his phone is still annoying the fuck outta me. This place man... #nftc #goddamnspeakerphone #xanax

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

People who start every email with "happy *insert day of the week*!" shouldn't be allowed to speak let alone have email accounts. #nftc #ugh

[Office Survivalist @9to5survivalist]

Boss: You haven't done any work this week!
Me: I know, I've been too busy.
#FridayFeeling

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Told boss I have a chronic disease and he asked if I'm a Christian because if so he would pray with me. This is harassment. #backdown #nftc

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

These corporate dickheads say I need 3k hours to vest in my 401k. Hoes, I've done 6k hours @ this shit hole. #BBHMM #paymewhatyouoweme #nftc

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

All about doing what you can with what you got, but walking on treadmill doesn't qualify as "going to the gym." It just doesn't. #nftc #werk

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

There's a direct correlation between my #PTO balance & the number of fucks I give. Both are in the negatives. #ugh #needPTO #nftc #saveme

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Love "working" from home. Every time I get an email I yell SHUT UP I HATE YOU at laptop. #nftc #WorkFromHome #leavemealone #wigglesmouse

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

@MeetingBoy FFS or peoples' annoying ass kids. The worst.

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

My 401k vests on Sunday. I gave 0 fucks before so I guess I'm in the negatives now. #FireMe #nftc #vested #sayonara

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Old white dudes all in the conf room bitching and trash talking like they have good tea. Please, y'all sound like the Kardashians #nftc

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

People that talk about getting 300 emails/day like its a badge of honor. Mazel. No one cares. You still aren't important. #nftc #boybye

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

@9to5survivalist @FlyInTheOffice this is so me. I have no shame when it comes to eating corporate fat cat leftovers. #notea #noshade

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

All these career driven minions WONT STOP TALKING. If you're on knees for the corp, get to work like Romney on Trump & #stfu. #nftc #SthatD

[Fuck My Job @cubicledouche]

Boss man gives me step by step directions for simple task. Bitch this ain't Ikea furniture! Typ #micromanagement. #nftc #cubelife #bitchwork

[Broad City @broadcity]

#BSF