miss_maple

Listen lady, this ain't my real job. I play keyboards.

I only maintain this Twitter account as a condition of my parole.

[miss_maple @cuby]

@Realmarko88 @patrickbetdavid @mehdirhasan Yes! And don't forget Trump's best business, World Liberty Financial, which has made him personally several billion dollars richer since he became president.

That's pretty good business, right?

[miss_maple @cuby]

@HomeCookinWell @patrickbetdavid @mehdirhasan In this clip, Mehdi provided statistics, not opinions.

Can statistics have TDS?

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@EggerDC Calling it a mass psychosis event is amazingly giving it too much credit

[miss_maple @cuby]

@cringe_genius But you get used to it

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@bret8202 @Timodc "No deal except unconditional surrender."

[miss_maple @cuby]

@the_bullywug @Timodc But the President said "no deal except unconditional surrender".

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@RunItsReptar @Grein_1 @StellarBlade I think the reason a lot of these guys don't realize this is what a kid's face looks like, is because they're not allowed within 500 feet of a school

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@jeremysmiles Don't forget the coffee! We call that "Midtown Style"

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@AgainstTheFeed @Cashloren Here's a more likely theory: Cash Loren is deliberately spreading a lie that has no basis in fact, in order to get clicks from people who want to be angry.

[miss_maple @cuby]

@realQuendrith @Cashloren Exactly. He's lying to make people angry.

[miss_maple @cuby]

@Baloney_and @Cashloren Now do, "hey Grok, what's the odds this is a brainless lie told for clicks, and also, what are the odds a bunch of people would believe the lie, cuz they wanna?"

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@WrongthinkUSA @Cashloren So the Dumocrats engineered a massive scheme to cheat, by making 100% of tens of thousands votes go against Pratt. Even though that would be so obvious that even a casual observer would instantly catch onto it?

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@RobertBradleyJ2 @Cashloren Yeah it's SO obvious that it's almost like a stupid lie that someone made up to get people angry for clicks. And that only kids in kindergarten would actually run with it.

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@MustangMan_TX @Cashloren Yeah it's really crazy. It's almost like he made it up.

If Democrats were going to cheat, they wouldn't be so needlessly obvious about it.

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@lionel_trolling The only player people remember from those SB wins is David Tyree, which honestly feels correct

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@VeinRichard And now we just ask AI, the romance is gone

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@Qphlat @Cartoonhistory2 You're totally right.

You ARE being the dick.

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@JSONmaxxing @politicalmath Wait did you just say it costs near-zero to move?

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@CurtusSpade @JoJoFromJerz @Acyn You're not supposed to actually type out "what about".

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@_not_a_cult @MrJamesMay @BoylanMash37455 It's not a non-sequitur, he means it as, women nick your chips as a thing that they specifically do.