gaycunt

i’m like really really pretty

[gaycunt @cuntbitvh]

okay so does medicare cover back pain from bedrotting???

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

currently in a retardationship with another retard

[gaycunt @cuntbitvh]

the worst people make the best cob loafs

[sara @dayasduncan]

miss pretty face

[! @grey990s]

Bae no you can’t come with me to this function I’m microcheating tonight

[mynextchapter @Deeteem1]

My mind blocking Jewish propaganda

[coke zero @bump_of_zero]

Babe that’s just my friend who gives me boners I can’t block her

[gaycunt @cuntbitvh]

i’m like if malcom x was marylin monroe

[Descartes Regen 👊🇱🇧 @SnekysonJunior]

Those letterbox people paying to switch the movie poster 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

me, in a foursome: okay, so i’m definitely the carrie.

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

slayyyter when she gets cold - BLANKET!!!!!!!!

[Ashley @ashleeyhhh]

Rawdogging my 20s with no dating apps no situationships no drinking smoking sex and 0 social life

[God’s baby @sincere_worm]

fuck i plucked a load-bearing eyebrow hair

[gaycunt @cuntbitvh]

as a woman you are beautiful and loved but that outfit is fugly as shit

[jack like cooked crack @bruiser_broski]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i’m like if a girl was an uncle

[kd @kdlovrr]

i always feel so scared saying nigga as a non-black person 😭

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

When the siren song in The Odyssey was revealed to be Diet Pepsi

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

me having sex with your mom last night was actually all done practically with zero CGI