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i can assure you i have nothing important to say . she/her

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I know some of you find me insufferable
sorry about that

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

i have never read or seen eloise but that didn't stop me from saying "this must have been how eloise felt" every time i put on a cute outfit and walked my giant dog through the fancy hotel lobby

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over

me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

i don't know if it was the 10 hour car ride or the late in life red bull addiction but i did get so upset about not getting the last sip that i demanded it be baby birded into my mouth

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

do you want to hang out after twitter

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

@_moonlightmile_ can i help

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

i knew i was onto something the other day when i told my therapist i could feel something shifting but wasn't sure what it was

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

i didn't check the background of my insta story before i posted it but it's been up for 21 hours now and no one's said anything so at least my beauty is distracting

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

accidentally said to a bar full of people "the opener is far less hot than i anticipated" and now i can never come back

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

my charli album prediction didn't come true but i'm really confident in the lana prediction i came up with while drunk

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

accidentally lost all sense of self complaining to my mother that i accidentally double booked a boca trip over my tickets to a newport polo match.... i need to recalibrate in a grimy dive bar asap

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

i do actually love living in a time where i can post a picture of myself online and wake up to messages from a bunch of loose acquaintances telling me how pretty i am i do actually find it to be a lot of fun

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

@malko_baggo wait this is the cutest picture i've ever seen

[Witch @witchwounds]

i have a salt deficiency and not letting me lick all the sweat off your body is ableist and cruel

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

the universe is continuously putting me in my place and i'm continuously saying i don't want to be there! let's see who wins

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

having a very "if x, then y" thought pattern the likes of which haven't been seen in probably a decade

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@italian_ropemax i would tell you maybe

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

fucked up my foot in a way so embarrassing i can't even complain to people about it