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future dead person

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bella swan should have went to therapy

[merrin @wowzowee]

can't stop thinking about this random goodreads review...

[garvy @garvvee]

every therapy session i’ve ever had is just me describing my issues, explaining my plans to solve them, then my therapist going “well sounds like you’ve got it covered”

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

if i was a horse and my rider went unconscious and fell off me i would drag them on the ground for sooooo many miles

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i can’t stop thinking about the orcas

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i am partaking in my favorite hobby: making lists

[apple juice @cuntemptt]

having a very "if x, then y" thought pattern the likes of which haven't been seen in probably a decade

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10 yrs of catholic school was Not helpful to me

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

If you have a Child and they have Obsessive Compulsive Tendencies the best thing you can do is put them in Organized Religion

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thinking about the specific mountain goats tattoo i wanted in 2016 again and that just can’t be a good sign

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

everything is romantic and everyone is annoying

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Some things are only okay if I do them

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reading this back does make it look like im advertising that i would love a home invasion so we can disregard that

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full offense but being alone in my house in the dark is borderline thrilling to me right now

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

tonight we let the beronica talk

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the internet wants me to buy a paddleboard sooooooo bad

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@GuillotineMarie that was an option as my house keys were locked inside my car but i decided getting a ladder and climbing through a window seemed easier

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happy 4th of july i have to break into my own fucking house

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@sliccmic thank god someone said it

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I will remain non-binary although many of you have been making it very unchic for years now

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why do flies just love coming inside a car