cuppercakez

Discombobulation at its finest right her—oooooooo, pretty colors!!!!!

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

…that moment when that dangling 'lil hair fuzzy was DEFINITELY—no if, and, or buts!!—a mother-effin' spider determined to end u!

#relatable

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

What is this BULLSH*T?!?!!—to get Rx stimulants f/ ADULT #ADHD, #BCBS *REQUIRES* "removal of concurrent CNS depressant therapy"?! #insomnia

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

Here I thought the wind knocked out the power again…

…been chillin' in this black-out dark basement f/ no reason other than a blown fuse 😒.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

You could say I know a thing or two about it.

#ADHD #myLife

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

U know sh*ts gone cray when f/ the 1st time in 18+ yrs livin' w/ #double_depression, u thinkin': "Suicide'll FIX IT ALL!—EFF THEM A-HOLES!!"

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

As of late, my local #Dominos is straight-up icky—either my orders are gettin' sabotaged, or quality control needs a swift kick in the rear.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

I don't want to wake up—ooooo, A COOKIE!!!!!!!!

Alright, fine. I'm up.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

So done-zo w/ "What brings u in today?" #docs who seemingly listen, but then they go & pick treatments that u *JUST* explained sucked shite!

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

This emoji: 🤗—Is he tryin' to hug a body, or are those spirit fingers?

B/c I'm captain huggy hugster if those aren't spirit fingers.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

Well, hellooooo there fellow biohacker, Mr. @bulletproofexec Asprey 🤓. Craving a cupcake, are we?

#yayForRealPeople #feelingLegitimized

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

"Unable to capture screenshot. Prevented by security policy."

SHOVE OFF!!—YOU PIECE-OF-MALARKY HEALTHCARE/BANKING APPS THAT DO THIS 😡😠😲!!!

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

#IKeptLiving b/c of my Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ—when I could find no reason to drive myself forward, the Holy Spirit drove f/ me.

#faith

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

My #ADHD got me Feng Shui-ing my habitats-de-vacation like woah.

People prolly gonna stop invitin' me places if I don't reign dis up.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

This Ed Home mashup:♪Blurred Ice Kung Fu [Robin Thicke ft. T.I. & Pharrell vs. Vanilla Ice vs. Carl Douglas]♪—the cowbell got me hooked!

🐄

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

Having not showered in over a month, my microbiome is driving things—ergo, my escalating inability to adult.

#whatsUrExcuse #darkSideOfADHD

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

When all is said & done, w/ my luck, I'll find out that my life was nothing but the ill-designed science fair project of a demented demigod.

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

If I was a cutter, it'd be the Red Sea up in here right now—f/ me to catch a flight on time takes Herculean effort like woah.

#TrainsDaShiz

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

Carry the 1, multiply by 5…yup…by my calculation, I last showered over a month ago.

#whereDidMyLifeGo #thisIsDepression #darkSideOfAdhd #ew

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

Gray or grey?

In [A]merica → gr[A]y.

[E]verywhere [e]lse → gr[E]y.

#memoryAid #rememberIt #wordsAreFun

[cuppercakez @cuppercakez]

…if the future blessed me with triplets, I'd be inclined to name them Kew, Ee, and Dee.

#iHeartMath #qed