sabrina the witch

aspiring water sommelier

[Thursday's Mom🐈⭐️🌹(hope pilled) @lemonlikelady]

sorry but leftists are coping just as hard as libs rn. Kamala didn’t lose bc of Palestine. wasn’t close enough to be that. voters want trump. Regardless of why. the left NEEDS to recognize we’re currently marginal and unorganized not pretend we already have a huge base.

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@Neill_OConnor Bf has a history of puking in my car so weenie privileges are revoked

[zae @itszaeok]

this is top ten best quotes of all time i fear

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

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this is like 20% percent of tweets and YouTube comments now:

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@Neill_OConnor you kinda ate for that...

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@Neill_OConnor Hi fatty

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@Neill_OConnor ?

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@Neill_OConnor Be the change you wanna see. Be the menace.

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@Neill_OConnor You can take the cowboy outta the desert, but u can't take the desert outta the cowboi

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If u ever want to feel something with low effort, just go to an online estate auction and get into a bidding war for anything. A tv, band saw, or some dead guy's expensive catheter machine u can get for $50 bucks instead of $500

[eo @eeeeow]

There's a lady around here that has been refusing treatment for tuberculosis for over a year and now there's a court order to detain and treat her but there's not enforcing and instead just have an officer follow her around as she goes to the casino?????? Just in the casino like

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@Neill_OConnor If I can tame Connor, I can tame Wizcumsin

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@Neill_OConnor Hopefully Wizcocksin is ready for me

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@Neill_OConnor Now its the LIBERALS RAHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅

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@Neill_OConnor hot dog fed pigeon >>>>> grass fed cows

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why in Phoenix do people either drive 40 mph on the empty freeway or they pass you in the parking lot for not going 40 mph. Why.

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@Kathizzlmynizzl If it's on insta, and they have push notifications on, there's nothing you can do 😔 been there